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Mexi Blasting

Scanning the web for pictures of Mexicans being shot.
I was Mexi Blasting on my computer all day.
by The Mexi Blaster August 15, 2011
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Corn Blaster

a shit visibly containing bits of corn, blasted out your asshole in an emergency fashion. A truly awful corn blaster will project at a great angle compared to the usual shit, often spackling the side of the toilet bowl. One of the tell tale signs of a truly terrible corn blaster, is an immediately itchy asshole upon crowning.
Pete: "hey Cornelious, are you ready to go to the strong man cometition?"
Cornelious: "I just gotta get rid of this corn blaster, then we'll go."
by newbcat November 21, 2011
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Wind Blaster

When you fart into a fan while someone is sleeping, shut the door, and make sure it does not open. Thus making it impossible to escape the smell.
I crept into my sisters room during her slumber party, and gave them a wicked wind blaster!
by wind blaster expert December 17, 2012
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ear blasting

extremely loud (music .shouting .. etc )
i've been at concert last tight , the music was Ear Blasting
by Gyanguru June 1, 2016
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Sloppy Arse Blast

Similar to an Arse Blast, but this time they follow through.
John: "Say whats that smell Tom?"

Tom: "You don't want to know mate", Taking in the fumes from the crevice where his penis once stood.

John: "Let me guess, Sloppy Arse Blast?"

Tom: "You got it!"
by Mr Coolio December 9, 2008
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ass on blast

farting too much, too loud, and too stinky
Damn I can't even be in the same house as Fred. His ass on blast 24/7.
by walterc February 15, 2015
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dutch rudder finger blast

Similar to the Dutch Rudder. As you're finger blasting a girl, your buddy moves your elbow for you.
Last weekend I used the dutch rudder finger blast on this slut at a hotel party.
by rentacop March 28, 2016
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