by The Mexi Blaster August 15, 2011
Get the Mexi Blasting mug.a shit visibly containing bits of corn, blasted out your asshole in an emergency fashion. A truly awful corn blaster will project at a great angle compared to the usual shit, often spackling the side of the toilet bowl. One of the tell tale signs of a truly terrible corn blaster, is an immediately itchy asshole upon crowning.
Pete: "hey Cornelious, are you ready to go to the strong man cometition?"
Cornelious: "I just gotta get rid of this corn blaster, then we'll go."
Cornelious: "I just gotta get rid of this corn blaster, then we'll go."
by newbcat November 21, 2011
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When you fart into a fan while someone is sleeping, shut the door, and make sure it does not open. Thus making it impossible to escape the smell.
by wind blaster expert December 17, 2012
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Get the ear blasting mug.John: "Say whats that smell Tom?"
Tom: "You don't want to know mate", Taking in the fumes from the crevice where his penis once stood.
John: "Let me guess, Sloppy Arse Blast?"
Tom: "You got it!"
Tom: "You don't want to know mate", Taking in the fumes from the crevice where his penis once stood.
John: "Let me guess, Sloppy Arse Blast?"
Tom: "You got it!"
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