Chill Beers

A showcase of stupidity typically involving drinking or smoking.

When one taks a photo kissing a beer with their tongue out they are being "chill beers."

Bragging about one's prowess on a beer pong table is "totally chill beers."

Taking one's shirt off while at a party--- chill beers.

by Wooly Nematode February 24, 2013

Beer Safe

1. Belly. As in a safe place to store my beer.
2. Locked refrigerator. A safe place to store my beer, away from grubbing roommates, etc.
3. The exclamation shouted by the driver when nearing a pothole, rut, or cattle guard. This allows the occupants of the vehicle adequate warning to secure their beers, hold them gently aloft, or otherwise avoid spillage.

4. The exclamation by the driver when entering a dirt road, alerting occupants of the vehicle that it is now safe to open their beers.

1. "That beer looks lonely. I'm going to put it into my beer safe."
2. "I'm tired of my roommates always drinking my beers, so I got a lock for my beer safe."
3. "Beer safe!" "Thanks dude. I hate spilling my beers going over those potholes. They really should fix those."
4. "Beer safe!" "Kssssh"

by jbszee October 26, 2015

Rink Beer

It's the shit beer you buy at the local rink when you go watch local hockey teams get trounced by teams from Quebec.

Well, we're losing again. Better drown our sorrows with some rink beer.

by Just_kindred August 9, 2017

Yard Beer

A beer your Dad would drink while sitting in the yard arguing with neighbors.
Examples:
Old Style
Schlitz (Tall Boy's only)

Hamm's
PBR
Country Club Malt Liquor

Mom, Dad is drinking yard beer again and throwing the empty cans at the people across the street!

by SweetSugarBalls November 2, 2017

beer friend

also: beerfriend,

abbrv: bf
plural: beer friends, beerfriends

much like a beer buddy but closer reletionship. a beer friend is also somebody that gets your girlfriend jealous when your going out for the night without her. specially boys night out.

her: and you!! where do you think you 're going?! meeting again your beer friend and drink all night??!!
me: well ofcourse yes!! stay there, behave!!

by dex123456 January 4, 2017

Bonus Beer

When you're too drunk too remember exactly how many beers you have left, but you have 1 more than you thought.

Pretty sure the're only 2 beers left. *Opens fridge* Oh shit, bonus beer!

by UmamiDaddy March 11, 2020

Basic beers

Bog standard, salt of the earth corner shop beers. Slightly room temperature, and transported in a blue plastic carry bag.

Mate, enough if this craft nonsense, let's get some basic beers - Frank

by Barnowlsrock August 14, 2022