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Beer Snatchers

(n.) A mythical group of creatures used to explain missing beer from the fridge. It is commonly employed as an excuse from a less than honest roommate.
Person 1: "Hey did you see the beer I left in the fridge?"

Person 2: "No bro, why?"

Person 1: "I bought a case of it but now its totally MIA"

Person 2: "Looks like we have got a nasty infestation of beer snatchers in the apartment."
by Warlock dog August 5, 2012
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Beer Rage

To become enraged after consuming massive ammounts of any alchaholic drink,or,in drinker terms,mood enhancer.
Yo,did you see Chad earlier?He was punching people out of pure beer rage!
by Swiftly swift December 3, 2010
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comfort beer

A beer you pour at home (even though you are sufficiently drunk) that you never drink, in an attempt to feel better about the nite ending.
I woke up the next day with a hang over and a full comfort beer. I smiled because I knew the nite never had to end.
by bkjb99 January 24, 2015
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beering aids

Like beer goggles for your ears, beering aids make even the most annoying/horrible song, singer, person, (fill in the blank) sound better than while you are sober.
Karaoke was worse tonight without my beering aids. She didn't sound like Mariah Carey at all!
by bellizima December 28, 2011
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Beer Pap

Some-one who insists on sharing a single bottle of beer with one of the more hardcore drinkers.
Guy 1-"Hey, want to split this bottle of beer?"
Guy 2-"Don't be such a Beer Pap."
by Chickens4Free August 25, 2010
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beer seal

the thing that stops you pissing every 2 minutes, after a few beers the beer seal breaks and you spend half the night pissing. good for alcholic sewer rats but not so good for us.
i almost made it to 3 beers but the beer seal has gone now...
by 5finger December 16, 2012
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beer sick

Hillbilly's way of saying coronavirus.

Nuff said.
HEY THAR ELMER YOU BEST STAY AWAY I GOT THE BEER SICK TODAY
by 154566496562 March 12, 2020
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