(n.) A mythical group of creatures used to explain missing beer from the fridge. It is commonly employed as an excuse from a less than honest roommate.
Person 1: "Hey did you see the beer I left in the fridge?"
Person 2: "No bro, why?"
Person 1: "I bought a case of it but now its totally MIA"
Person 2: "Looks like we have got a nasty infestation of beer snatchers in the apartment."
Person 2: "No bro, why?"
Person 1: "I bought a case of it but now its totally MIA"
Person 2: "Looks like we have got a nasty infestation of beer snatchers in the apartment."
by Warlock dog August 5, 2012

To become enraged after consuming massive ammounts of any alchaholic drink,or,in drinker terms,mood enhancer.
by Swiftly swift December 3, 2010

A beer you pour at home (even though you are sufficiently drunk) that you never drink, in an attempt to feel better about the nite ending.
I woke up the next day with a hang over and a full comfort beer. I smiled because I knew the nite never had to end.
by bkjb99 January 24, 2015

Like beer goggles for your ears, beering aids make even the most annoying/horrible song, singer, person, (fill in the blank) sound better than while you are sober.
by bellizima December 28, 2011

by Chickens4Free August 25, 2010

the thing that stops you pissing every 2 minutes, after a few beers the beer seal breaks and you spend half the night pissing. good for alcholic sewer rats but not so good for us.
by 5finger December 16, 2012

by 154566496562 March 12, 2020
