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How to make yourself attractive to women

You want to know? Since men apparently don’t know I will teach you.
Hym “You want to know how to make yourself attractive to women? Here’s what you do: make $100,000 or more a year (or have parents who make that much) OR have a fat cock (Ideally both. BOTH is LITERALLY the ideal). Now, you could say ‘Well, studies show that *blah blah blah*’ but the studies don’t account for the outliers and this does. List all of the qualities you think women are attracted to. Will women select outside of those qualities for a man with a fat cock or $100,000+ a year? Yes. Which is why you see men who don’t meet the criteria that is supposedly required to attract women still attracting women. It’s why you need to rely on the caveat of ‘short term vs long term’ selection. Fat cocks and money.”
by Hym Iam October 16, 2022
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Ox-yourself

the act of shoving your self in a ox through its anal passage
lexi you should go Ox-yourself
by spaydes_ January 29, 2021
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..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...
..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
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Yes so yourself

A person that says yes to be someone boyfriend or girlfriend
He is what we called a yes so yourself
by 459395 February 25, 2022
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tiddle yourself

by Carrii November 20, 2016
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Megamind yourself

The good guy in megamind faked his own death. He killed himself was to megamind yourself
by Metro mans wifey August 2, 2019
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