Jew Bomb

Dropping the Jew Bomb in hope of ditching that ex-flirt, saying that you're supossedly jewish.

Guy: "Did you know I was Jewish?"
Girl: "Aww hell no, you're dropping the Jew Bomb on me?"

by Inventi June 11, 2014

Jew Hammer

A sock filled with coins, used for bludgeoning purposes.

"I don't know why the villain in Casino Royale used a rope to bash James Bond's nuts, he could have just used a Jew hammer."

by Saint947 April 23, 2014

jew-rich

more money than oprah.

that guy's got so much money, he's jew-rich!

by thegothereguy March 23, 2011

Sagebrush Jew

A slang term or insult for Mormons, it plays on the fact that many of them live in Utah, Nevada, and other Western Desert states and that some of their stereotypical financial and social practices mirror those of Jews.

Robert is Mormon, lives in a Million Dollar house in Salt Lake and drives a Lexus. What a Sagebrush Jew.

by Arctic Wasp November 4, 2010

Playing jew

A game played with two or more friends and some random people.
Aim: to Call out a Jew
How:

1.throw a coin near a bystander without them actually seeing you "drop it"(use a heavy like a quater, the bystander needs to bramble to hear the coin hit the ground. try avoid coins like dimes or nickels)
2. Wait and see if they pick it up
3. If they pick it up yell at them calling them a Jew.

Me and John made a montage of us playing Jew with a bunch of randoms

by Dat_JewishKid December 11, 2015

jew for jesus

"jews for jesus" is an imaginary term

"i'm a jew for jesus"
"that's funny.. i didn't know those existed!"

by Noah123 November 9, 2007

Jew Shot

1) The act of dispatching two or more enemies with one bullet. Usually with a Sniper rifle.

2) An unannounced Halo 3/Reach medal- Killing two enemies with one shot of the sniper rifle.

Origin:

World War II concentration camps, Schutzstaffel conserved ammo by lining up prisoners and firing.

Jew shot!

by TomLarkin June 8, 2011