Bucket bath

Water put in a bucket for toys to bathe in

Little sister: Look! The unicorns are in a bucket bath!
Older sister: I can see

by Aricana9133 April 11, 2021

Happy Bath

A product made by amorepacific and some people claims that Happy Bath is going to die as replace crappy Skin U same made by amorepacific

Kim: Where is Happy Bath?
Park: Happy Bath is dead already and join to boycott skin u

by Hyebun1 May 13, 2021

Bathing a screaming baby

Putting herpes meds on your member

I had a flare up so bathing a screaming baby was my only option.

by SillyWillyVibes May 27, 2021

George Bush Bubble Bath

Sitting in the tub with a copious amount of bubbles making plane noises while flying over your toy twin towers and looking like George Bush

Nnnnnnneeeeeeoooooooowwwww booommmmm,is what my kid heard coming from the bathroom as I was taking my George Bush Bubble Bath!

by Chairproblemtothemax April 28, 2021

Bath Salt

A object used by flatbushzombies who are A$AP Mobbin

"Man those flatbushzombies are on bath salt"

by Fingers9422 May 2, 2021

GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

be on your bath behavior

It's a suggestion not too unlike to "be on your best behavior." In this instance it is a recommendation to keep it clean and not to be vulgar, well too vulgar.

Grandma: "Now listen children. I need you to be on your bath behavior in church today. No one is to spit or call the priest a child-molesting pedo again!"
Louie: "Can I at least spit in the holy water, Grandma?"
Grandma: "If I don't see it happen, then it didn't happen."

by von groovy August 26, 2024