glue balloons

Another euphemism meaning “testicles”

Help! I smashed my glue balloons in the door!

by CalmSnail June 14, 2024

glue balloon

When it’s so hot and sweaty that a man’s balls (balloons) glue to the inside of his thighs and feel like they are stuck

Can someone do something about this heat?? My glue balloons are driving me crazy!! Anyone have some powder?

by USMCSaxman June 14, 2024

Glue Balloons

Testicals

Fuck, my glue balloons got stuck in the door

by tonytonytonytony June 16, 2024

Bogota balloon animal

The act of pumping air into a penis pinching it off and sprinkling cocaine at the tip and blowing it into someone’s face

After she gave me a Portuguese snow blower so I was inclined to give her a bogota balloon animal it was the gentlemanly thing to do

by Pedro pissant July 4, 2024

Glue balloons

Balls, testicles.

Glue looks like semen, especially Elmer’s glue. A deeper meaning is that an accidental pregnancy can glue a couple together.

Damn, man. Heather is pregnant. My glue balloons have us stuck together for the next 18 years.

by E-Z.E. Longfelloo July 6, 2024

Blue balloons

A slang term for hundred-dollar bills, named after the blue security strip, especially when they’re thrown into the air or raining down, creating the visual effect of blue balloons floating. Commonly used to describe flashy displays of wealth, flexing, or “making it rain.”
This term was coined by the artist JEXE.

“Damn, he just walked in and started making it rain—look at all those blue balloons in the air.”

by JEXE January 18, 2026

Red Balloon

A large prolapsed anus as a result of pulling one's fist out, typically up to the elbow.

I was fisting Luis's anus and he got a crazy red balloon, it really freaked me out so I ran all the way to Burton Park.

by oofgod22 January 18, 2026