monkey arse

When your bumhole is bright red and very sore/lacerated from excessive bouts of wiping.

Oh blimey, I wish I hadn’t had that vindaloo. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.

Believed to have been forst coined by Ed Elliot in a Wetherspoons in Exeter. ‘I can’t eat that. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.’

monkey arse by SwissMinty December 27, 2024

Warm arse on the lap 

Irish term. Another term for spooning.

Couldn’t get out of the bed this morning. There was a warm arse on the lap

Warm arse on the lap by Golden V January 4, 2025

Same as me arse for blisters 

This was a north east response to the question- how's your belly for spots? It meant I am ok.

Exchange between friends-- how's your belly for spots?
Response -- same as me arse for blisters.
These were greetings and response indicating all is ok.

Same as me arse for blisters by Geordie lad December 13, 2012

buttered her arse 

Buttered her arse = Shot nut butter up a lucky ladies arse

Kev - Man, this slut last night left me no choice but cum in her batty

Chris - sounds to me like you Buttered her arse

Kev - With Fucking Gusto my friend

buttered her arse by schereru May 8, 2014

pissed up the arse 

To be so drunk that not even your sister would sleep with you

Brother: Hey sis wanna go round back and take it in the crack?
Sister: Brother you are so pissed up the arse no way

pissed up the arse by DigBickHarry September 4, 2016

Thompson's Arse 

Describes unexplained paranormal phenomena or psychic activity. Now predominately used in South West England but believed to have originated some years ago in the North East.

"What we have here is a case of Thompson's arse"

Thompson's Arse by Ben Turpin February 3, 2018

whipe yourd fuckin arse

When someone is acting out of the norm or questionable

Mom: "Are you high son?"
Son: " whipe yourd fuckin arse"

whipe yourd fuckin arse by Elpadre D Tuhijo January 7, 2019