#arse-bandit

#arse-bandit is the official title for someone who is an absolute gay boy

“Your such an #arse-bandit”

by Stayout March 02, 2019

arse ballsack

When a man puts his ballsack up into your arse, causing a brown-sack (see: brown-sack)

Person 1: My BF gave me an arse ballsack last night!
Person 2: I hope he washed his brown-sack afterward

by PooHole22 June 04, 2022

Who’s shagging arse?

Man walking around, usually at work. Shouting “who’s shagging arse”

Hey boi, who’s shagging arse?

by Elgreat January 27, 2022

Mystery arse

Only used as a last resort when you have no come back

Shup you ya big smell
Response: You’re nun but a mystery arse

by Ernestas starch December 02, 2019

Mystery arse

One with the smelly hole

Lucas you’ve some mystery arse

by Erniefella December 02, 2019

Arse muffin

Anal secretion of undetermined origin.

Kanye West is an arse muffin!

by BatDad~71 May 18, 2021

arse pint

Arse pint is exactly one pint of the filthiest arse liquid in the world. Usually used when addressing a person who is particularly grimy.

Oi Arse Pint, what are you up to?

by Chinese Snorkel October 09, 2019