An Evan is a rare find in my opion you never know how much you need one before you meet them. They're goofballs there sweet and funny occasionaly they get mad or annoyed easily which could push people away but some people stay Evans can be ruff around the edges but once you give them time they'll start opening up and thats when you'll see the nicer side. sour but sweet.
by I_can_feel_it_in_my_nuggets April 2, 2025
Get the Evanmug. Evan is A good friend Evan is also a nice person Evan makes a lot of friends I know when Evan sees someone feeling down he makes them better ..... I think it makes sense.
~rickyisdabest
~rickyisdabest
by Rickyisdabest December 15, 2018
Get the Evanmug. Evan is a really nice girl. She’s smart and kind and funny. If you ever meet an Evan, don’t break her heart. You’d regret it.
by elaineeeeeeeeeee October 20, 2021
Get the Evanmug. A Joanne Evans is an ancient greek mythical Goddess who was infamous for her attractiveness and godly influence, everyone obeyed her and her word was final, to this day every Joanne Evans alive is a beautiful, attractive woman and any man would take her. Sometimes the term 'Joanne Evans' can be used when talking about something extremely beautiful or attractive or a metaphor.
Dude 1: ''Omg look at her, I would''
Dude 2: ''totally, she's so Joanne Evans''
Teacher: ''Today class we're going to write a story about a princess, can anyone find a good word to describe her beauty?''
Pupil: ''Joanne Evans, miss?''
Teacher: ''excellent! I see a bright future for you child''
Dude 2: ''totally, she's so Joanne Evans''
Teacher: ''Today class we're going to write a story about a princess, can anyone find a good word to describe her beauty?''
Pupil: ''Joanne Evans, miss?''
Teacher: ''excellent! I see a bright future for you child''
by L.K.Rowling December 4, 2011
Get the Joanne Evansmug. Bro this guy's forehead is giant. In the summer the sun will shine off his forehead and blind you. He is such a bombaclat no balls kid.
by chonkis January 11, 2024
Get the evan xuemug. A zesty oversized man who is fond of backshots. Takes "it" very well. Loves tickling men's tips. Calls people racial slurs and calls them ROBLOX terms.
by SerialStroker_SIgma April 29, 2024
Get the Evanmug. Evan is an attractive man and has a much larger penis than George Robertson.
He holds the records for worlds largest eyebrows and worlds sexiest eyes
He holds the records for worlds largest eyebrows and worlds sexiest eyes
by DefinitelyNotEvan November 23, 2021
Get the Evanmug.