Amber Alert

When your significant other shits in the bed.

I went to make the bed this morning and there was an Amber alert.

by 5 Sack June 15, 2022

Amber Donation

A pledge.

Pledging funds to a charity or organization.

Guy 1: "I'm going to make an amber donation to the NAACP."
Guy 2: "So...a pledge?"
Guy 1: "Yes! An amber donation!"

by Magnolious July 2, 2022

AmberHeardtis

AmberHeardtis
Is when you lie about every given moment about everything and everyone. And the press loves you so much that they do the dirty work. Because their opinion doesnt fit with their own. And most important is to ignore any given evidence only for the sake of riding a narrative through a bunch of cult members.

When someone lies their pants off because it is already burning. And tries to manipulate you into a cult for hating on people by using them. Not even paying any depth at all is one of the malfunctions. And jealousy is a very tragic thing in life for people with AmberHeardtis. They will always pretend to be more than they are forever.

by AwesomeAnnanas September 4, 2022

Alberto

Some doofus who is gorgeous as hell.

someone: yo who has that goofy ahh haircut?

me: shut up that’s Alberto.

by kkayakk September 5, 2022

Amber

Amber is a degenerate who is into all kinds of kinky shit and likes to watch orcs gangbang elves in hentai.

Sean: ambers kinda weird, don't u think?

Yasur: Jesus Christ amber's now into yaoi!

by SeccyMama September 10, 2022

Albert

sucks at destiny 2

"Have you heard about Albert?"
"Yeah, that guy dumped $1,000 on Fortnite"
"SUS!"

by pickoearf November 17, 2022

Amber Rose

Prolapsed anus (as heard in the comedy of "The Black Jester").

The Black Jester told a joke "What's an amber rose, sounds like prolapsed anus," as he jokes about the slut walk.

by pornstitute December 2, 2022