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Alaskan Steamroller

When one defecates into a condom, then uses the soiled condom while having intercourse.
by Timoooo September 27, 2007
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Alaskan Fire Dragon

when a girl is giving you a blowjob and when you are about to cum you grab her head, put some hot sauce on your dick and cram it into your dick and it will come out her nose and she'll look like a dragon
Dude last night i had a O.N.S. with a girl and i totally gave her an Alaskan Fire Dragon.
by Chris Etty February 24, 2009
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Alaskan Pipeline

Freezing a big poop log. Proceeding to Tittie sex a large boobed lady
I totally gave that chick with a dick an Alaskan Pipeline last night. It was tits.
by Prtarded March 14, 2015
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Alaskan Pacifier

n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones mouth.
Bro, I gave her the best Alaskan Pacifier of the lifetime.
by Azsca June 21, 2022
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Alaskan lie detector

Ice water enema. Administered unsuspectingly - usually in a 2 gallon container maintained at 35 degrees Farenheit delivered through all weather tubing secured in place with a 6 inch, stainless steel barbed nozzle. Used exclusively when interrogating your loving partner about her smelling like cheap men's cologne and fresh semen after coming home at 2 AM.
My cheatin' wife thought I was a friggin' moron until I sweet-talked her into doggie style where I whipped out my Alaskan Lie Detector and showed her a new meaning to being a 'cold bitch' ... as we got to the truth of who she was fuckin'.
by KingTigerKommander April 5, 2009
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Alaskan Firedragon

The act of having someone drink a cold beverage (like a slushy) then giving oral with said beverage in their mouth. Then, right when you cum, smacking the back of their head making the beverage and cum shoot out from their nose and mouth.
Alaskan Firedragons are messy.
by TheMeowingSpanker November 23, 2015
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Alaskan Cold Pocket.

Similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket. A man or woman takes a shit and freezes it, then sticks it somewhere in their partner (i.e. anus, vagina, mouth, ect.).
We were in the mood for something more kinky so we did an alaskan cold pocket.
by bekahUNLEASHED June 12, 2009
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