Red Panda

A ginger that is shitty at tennis

Yuliya, let's crush this stupid red panda and send him crying back to the UK.

by imnotjimmy September 19, 2022

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panda puffs

An insanely unhealthy candy cereal which has been proven to cause cancer and made me loose my right eye and left testicle

Omfg panda puffs gave me cancer

by Pandapuffer October 13, 2022

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A cheap often foreign prostitute who has black bags under her eyes caused from drug withdrawals, being gang banged and blown in by several men for drugs. Leaving her filled with cum, resembling a Dutch stuffing. "A thick mashed potato and bread stuffing" who is left to have her fix in an alley or park.

We have run outta gear, The boys ended up with a Dutch stuffed ditch panda earlier tonight, so they need to get on again.

by Habdul arkbah ghi-hud May 18, 2022

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Panda Keeper

One who puts extreme effort to maintain or improve something that should by natural process die out.

Taken from the ridiculous effort needed to keep Giant Pandas alive in captivity despite clear evidence that the creatures are Evolutionarily Unfit For Survival.

Dwight: Did you hear about Jim and Pam, they're trying to work it out despite what she did in New York.

Oscar: Yeah, Jim is such a Panda Keeper, he should have let that relationship die a long time ago.

by PolleN112 June 2, 2022

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