mollie bacon

mollie bacon is a golfer but no hoes
peach iced tea addict but no money or shop
mollie good at bracelets but not for r**
mollie is a lesbain

olivia: why is mollie bacon sad?
mollie: because i got kicked onto my floor

by littleliv July 13, 2023

mollie king

a BBC Radio 1 presenter has the most annoying fucking laugh in the universe

Mollie King is so annoying, i hate her laugh

by doggo_live August 10, 2023

Molly Rage

Molly rage is when you woke up after doing MDMA all night with your friends at their farm and you have work at 11am. You think you can turn a new page, but Morelos burritos food cart is closed. Naturally, this throws you into an instant rage, partly fueled by your bewildered Molly afterglow and derangement from lack of sleep. Is this really happening to me!? Molly rage is often seen on Saturdays & Sundays. Seen rarely on Wednesdays.

Your jaw: clenched.
Your stomach: dry, hungry, but no appetite.
Eyes: bloodshot and moist simultaneously.
and nobody is your friend, yet your glow reminds you of the importance for human connections.

“I need a breakfast burrito from Morelos or I’m going into a Molly rage”
“Everyone hates me. It’s probably because of my Molly rage last Sunday”

by Jnardooo August 27, 2023

Molly

A M.U.L.E. (Mining Utility Lift Engine) from the hit game Deep Rock Galactic.

PSA: The M.U.L.E. units are neither sentient nor pets. Calling them "Molly" will not impact the M.U.L.E. unit's programming.

Where's Molly?
I was meant for mining. Molly was meant for carrying what I mine.

by Air_Fryer September 10, 2023

Fally Molly

A girl who loves fall and all things fall.

“I wore my Halloween sweater to go get a pumpkin spiced latte I’m such a Fally Molly! “

by C00lielove October 7, 2023

Molly

Molly is heaven on earth. She is the sun that lights up the world. She is the moon that shows beauty, even in the darkest times. Her hair is as long as her attention span. She would certainly survive an apocalypse due to her critical thinking skills and wit.

Oliver: Hey molly is so weird!

Julia: you just ruined the entire balance of the world.

by lightningbug_whaaaaat November 22, 2021

Mollie

Mollie is a right g, will always be up for a laugh, yet can also be highly depressed. Mollie is an amazing friend who only has love for her best friend as they slag everyone else off

Mollie: such a bae

by Hemnclem November 22, 2021