johnny

slang for a condom

have you got a johnny im not going in there bare back.

by johnny eater November 24, 2022

johnny orlando

Rich young Canadian singer who got his parents to make him famous. He is friends with Jacob Sartorius and gets a lot of hate. Famous song: Let go

“Omg, johnny Orlando is on tour, I have to go see him!”

by Tjejtn n October 3, 2017

Johnny

Nz slang used to malign scottish bred new zealanders by local natives, illustrates users lack of understanding of British colonization and used as racial abuse.

Never call me johnny, ever.

by DOT_ROD February 12, 2024

Johnny Hardwick

The man who played “Dale Gribble” on “King of The Hill.” He was one of the greatest men to ever be born on this planet.

Rest in piece, Johnny Hardwick-I-I mean… Rusty Shackleferd.

by \\VHM// January 9, 2024

Chest Johnnies

Long, droopy, withered, wrinkly breasts that hang down flat on a woman's chest, looking like a pair of used johnnies (condoms).

"Man, I walked in on mother-in-law while she was getting dressed."

"Hey, did you see her tits?"

"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."

by walkin-dead December 4, 2011

Johnny

He likes your mom btw

“Oh yes johnny” says mom

by MR GUY iS hErE April 29, 2022

Johnny Hollywood

A guy who's a bodyguard turned bartender turned actor for small-time movies, with a very arrogant, but forgettable personality.

Person 1: Meet Johnny Hollywood. He has the biggest schlong in Hollywood and the smallest gun. Or maybe it's the other way around. I can never quite remember."
Person 2: Well, he doesn't quite size up to his image.. who was he again?
Person 1: He's right in front of you.

by Scootero June 13, 2021