banana peeler

A Hamptonese word for a personal assistant, as a personal assistant would peel and banana for their boss if asked to do so

Jones' new banana peeler is smart, organized, and actually quite dedicated to his boss' life.

by HamptonLiving January 29, 2012

Banana Towboat

Commonly used in the river industry, the Banana Towboat consists of penetrating a woman that you hate from behind, giving her a cream pie, shoving a banana in her ass and throwing her off of a barge.

"Man, that chick is really hot, but she's such a bitch."

"Yah, I'd like to give her a Banana Towboat."

by FB Update Update August 19, 2011

pokey bananas

Bananas that are pokey

Ouch the pokey bananas hurt my mouth.

by Poofy pony March 5, 2016

Banana Parcel

A slang term for female genitalia

Cor, bet she's got a tasty banana parcel!

by AyKay86 January 20, 2010

Banana Carpet

When a man has way too much pubic hair, to the point of absurdity.

Have you seen Raj's junk? He has a serious banana carpet going on.

by Egua November 6, 2018

stiff banana

An oddly hard banana. Really hard. The longer they are the harder they are. From personal experience.

"It's just a really stiff banana!"

by StiffBanana January 25, 2018

Dark Banana

An Asian Person Who's Yellow on the outside and black on the inside.

OR

An Asian Person who looks asian but acts and speaks like a black person.

G-man: Yo, you see that Asian guy rapping?
Snoop Dog: Yea, he's a Dark Banana .

by Sdap March 30, 2009