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midnight watchman

leaving a hot steaming shit in one's toliet for them to wake up to
Aw shit. That bitch left me a midnight watchman!!!
by jlewis1 November 21, 2010
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Whale skin watch

Wrapping your dong all the way around your wrist to the point of reconnection. Resulting in something resembling a whale skin watch.
My girlfriend asked me what time it was and I told her to check my whale skin watch.
by Me1017 October 21, 2008
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Mukuro😨 Ikusaba,👵 the😱 16th 💢💨student,🙎 ♀️🙎 ♀️ lying 🙀hidden💩somewhere 🙈in 👽this😂 school. 😎The🤖 one 🧓they 🧠call 🤧the🤕 ultimate 😳despair.🤪 Watch 😼out😾 for 👾her.
The 16th student is... Mukuro😨 Ikusaba,👵 the😱 16th 💢💨student,🙎 ♀️🙎 ♀️ lying 🙀hidden💩somewhere 🙈in 👽this😂 school. 😎The🤖 one 🧓they 🧠call 🤧the🤕 ultimate 😳despair.🤪 Watch 😼out😾 for 👾her.
by Nag1to Kinnie March 12, 2021
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I like to watch

Someone tell me what the hell this means. I saw it on many a T-shirt.
Uh.
by Blargh. June 28, 2003
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Synchronize Watches

The act of calling your friends in an attempt to set a time to have sex at the same time as each other. This act builds lasting friendships and bonds as each person has sex knowing that they are having sex at the same time as their friends. This act can be done alone (Hand Solo) if a partner is unavailable.
Bob emailed all of his friends to Synchronize Watches at 8:30 tonight. My wife is on the rag so I will be going Hand Solo.
by Rodan Mistiff February 19, 2011
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Suicide Watch

When an individual goes on an MDMA bender and all their seratonin has depleated & they feel like a coward. Loyal friends provide suicide watch & pretend friends avoid them.
trog consumed 5 caps & in the midst of his come down sent his crush on 5 back to back text messages. Then he was put on suicide watch by Sam.
by Trog10 October 15, 2013
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watch the movie faggot

This is a term/phrase used to let someone know they need to man up, and stop 'fagging out'
P1: hey are you coming in tomorrow?
P2: uhh i don't know maybe
P1: Its yes or no, watch the movie faggot!
by Setsoru March 8, 2010
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