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wank tank

Alternate term for sport utility vehicle or SUV. Any large, ugly, innefficient, fuel guzzling vehicle. An urban "tank" driven by an urban "wank"!
I often choke on the fumes from wank tanks left running on the street while I'm walking around town.
Those Hummers are the ultimate wank tank.
by Simon Ham December 26, 2007
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arse-wank

a tedious exploit, waste of time or otherwise disappointing activity
going to that club was complete arse-wank
by dilbert scrunchie June 11, 2003
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Wink wank

You say 'Wink Wank' after you say something flirtatious and cheeky or after a joke ...
*Chick stands in-front of Guy and blocks view*

Guy: Its not like I wanted to watch the game but oh well I don't mind the new view, wink wank ;)

Chick: Ohhh my *blushes*

OR

*On FB*

Friend 1: *Writes on Friend 2's wall* So how was your fall? bahahaha Wink wank x) ...

Friend 2: *Responses to wall post* Shut up it hurt like hell!! x(
by ViCKii.N August 3, 2011
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Bag of Wank

1. An Insult e.g Your a bag of wank

2. Something very crap e.g My computer is a bag of wank

3. A bag that jumps down the street in a jerking motion (The original term came from when people watched bags blowing down the streets when they were bored they used to say "This is wank" shortly followed by "Well thats a bag of wank" at that point the person saying the phrase would then point at the bag.
What a bag of wank or this coffee tastes like a bag of wank
by Liquidhalo231 December 29, 2009
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wank sesh

the act of mass wanking. Often performed by scouts or cadets or at a sleepover where a room full of lads all simultaneously jack off
We had this massive wank sesh last night
by Stevie wonderfull February 11, 2007
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wank slap

To Slap someone repeatedly on the forehead/face with your penis while they have passed out at a party.
Oh man, that party last night darren was the first one to fall asleep so i gave him a wank slap.
by Andy Scotland December 7, 2007
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Regret Wanking

When you regret something horrible you've done sexually but power through and masturbate over it continuously, over and over again untill you feel the need to tell your mother.
Mam, dad challenged me to go a week Regret Wanking and Ineed to come clean.
by cfghh July 31, 2012
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