Wrestling

The only sport in which groping and dry humping your opponent is considered acceptable. Invented by homosexual Greek Olympiads in the early 1300s B.C., it was originally played completely in the nude. Modern society has rejected this style professionally, but homosexuals still practice the original tradition worldwide. In modern instances of this sport, heterosexual men have embraced this sport for proving to themselves that they are indeed better than the smarter and smaller men and claim that writhing on the floor with another man is merely for the athletic purposes.

Sure, wrestling may be a rigorous activity, but it's a little too awkward for me.

by Cannibalistic Cucumber January 5, 2011

wrestling

complete shit sport. avoid in high school, its boring and not fun at all. play basketball, football, anything else instead, it's a lot funner. team sports rule, individual sports suck (except track & field, thats cool).

In the words of one of the football players: "Wrestling is shit, football is the shit!"

by defensive lineman July 19, 2005

wrestling

A form of sports entertainment in which scrawny, muscular, and woman engage in high risk stunts. Wrestlers can compete wearing spandex, street clothes or lingere (only the women do that). It provides entertainment for somewhat blood-thirsty neanderthals and those who view all of the angles, heel and face turns from a psycological standpoint. It also provides entertainment for great fans of comedey when they pull stunts such as spraying a giant with "sewage" and putting various items into a wood chipper.
And besides all of you hormonal members of the male gender like to see the divas with the huge fake tits manhandle each other.

"Jaime baby, your log is not big enough to put in the wood chipper (Jaime then looks down at crotch and yells "it is big") but I can definantly put a certain fur coat in."

by Nefret Salzberg (wrestling mark extrodanare) March 1, 2005

Train Wreck

When you stick your dick inside a girl's (or guy's) asshole right when they start to take a shit.

GUY1: Dude I was fucking this chick last night, but she started to take a dump right when we were doin it, so I train wrecked that bitch! The only bad thing was that I had to wash my dick like crazy.
GUY2: Haha tha- wait, what??

by Travito March 27, 2009

wrecked

similar to the "money shot", it is the after affect of ejackulating on a women's face, usually hitting her in the eye or nostrols.

I WRECKED that slut lastnight, hit her right in the eye!

by jonnygobbs October 8, 2008

wreck shop

A great performance.

wot a wreck shop

by Shaneo October 17, 2003

wrestler

somebody who grabs, holds and clinches during a boxing fight.

Ricki Hatton, from the UK, is considered by many boxing experts as a wrestler, as he resorts to clinching, holding and grabbing, rather than having a clean boxing fight with his opponents.
His major strengths are clinching, grabbing,holding elbowing and many other illegal tactics in the ring.

by billy9191 December 31, 2007