Tumblr Weed 

A person who is addicted to posting on their tumblr blog, they are out of control like a weed.

Ash: Did you just reblog me?

Kyri: Yeah man, I don't have any original thoughts of my own.

Ash: You sir are a tumblr weed.

Kyri: Damn :(

Tumblr Weed by followme August 7, 2011

Hardcore Weed 

Something homeschoolers think exists. It's said that hardcore weed, sometimes referred to as "extreme cannabis" or "supreme marijuana" is hardcore because of its extremely addictive qualities and ability to send users straight to hell. Most commonly sold in rocks, among other forms.

"Whoah! That guy smoked six or seven complete mariuanas!"
"I hear he's built up a tolerance with that hardcore weed."

Hardcore Weed by codythunsberger September 1, 2012

z weed 

Weed in the tv show "Z-Nation" fertelized by the rotting corpses of zombies. Strain 42 roomored to be cute to zombie virus.

Holly shit the z weed made the zombie talk. Scientist in weed lab.

z weed by PACK42Zona December 1, 2017

legal weed 

What ALL 50 states in the US need.

I live in a legal state, Michigan. I started smoking at age 19 and it has helped with so many things from depression to social anxiety to my chronic back pain. If all states had legal weed, a lot of issues today's generations face would be much easier to cope with.

legal weed by СукаБлять February 4, 2022

Pledge Of The Weed Hits

I pledge the weed hits, from the bag, of the nicest danks and rarest nug,

And 2 or 3 dub rips, ignore hits of schwag, nug blazin, of the bomb, in-a-spliff-or-bowl, with liberty to puff this for all.

I wake up and take the Pledge of The Weed Hits everyday.

Pledge Of The Weed Hits by SlangemDozier November 3, 2011

Weed 

Just a plant. Enables one to visit mystical perfect awesome land.

"this man was helping an old woman across the street on his way to volunteer at a homeless shelter, but we found a dub of weed in his pocket so naturally we kicked the shit out of him, brought him to jail and then smoked up."

ITS JUST A MOTHERFUCKING PLANT.

Weed by maryjaneallrad March 17, 2010

weed 

1. A plant that repairs the soil when disturbed by demineralization, flooding, fire, or other natural disaster.

2. Monsanto's version of the devil - designed to make farmers purchases obscene amounts of toxic chemicals and spray them onto arable land, rendering it unusable by non-Monsanto engineered and patented crops.

3. Slang for Cannabis sativa, hemp, or marijuana - a plant that contributes considerable economic and medicinal value to communities that raise it. Weed can be grown for medicines, oils, fibers, and whole-foods. The Constitution of the United States was written on 'weed' paper.

I love weed! It makes my flowers bloom, Monsanto mad, and the oil man weep. Weed is truly God's gift to humanity - if God were a geneticist that terraforms planets and populates them with experimental lifeforms.

weed by Dead Jack March 23, 2011