schreiner university

a small university located in Kerrville, texas. most kids go here because they gave them alot of money. schreiner likes to think they are prestigious, but really they have alot of dirty laundry swept under the rug, if you know what i mean. schreiner is kind of like high school. people know your shit, and tell everyone; there are sluts; and kids who do drugs. schreiner also has amazing pizza in the schreiner diner they are good at getting people here but not at keeping them here. also, they have a haunted dorm that su gets bad publicity about. they are using it for "office space" in the near future...yeah, right..
mommy, i want to go to schreiner university when i get big! i love ghosts and gossip!!
by come2papa12 October 22, 2008
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University of Idaho

Idaho's premier research university, without a single nationally ranked graduate program, nor a single nationally prominent faculty member. Famous for financial scandals, drunk students falling off fraternity balconies and then suing the school, and having a football team that plays dirty but never wins. Where you go to party and drink after being rejected by all the real universities you applied to. Source of Idaho's leading politicians. Larry Craig is a graduate. Sara Palin attended this school. Many students affect a conservative white supremacist attitude.
I'm going to the University of Idaho so I can be like Larry Craig!
by UI Vandal July 17, 2011
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university of chicago

hard-as-fuck school that no people outside of academia know about. don't go here if you're planning for your future beyond college.

girls are flat hipster-nerds with teenage-boy figure. guys are round, short, jewish from NYC or Chicago suburbs with old-woman physique
Student 1: I'm going to the University of Chicago!
Student 2: Yeah I get shit tons of mail from there, why are you going to a big public school in Chiraq? I thought you got into Princeton and Columbia? I'm going to either Northwestern or Wash U, which are the best schools not on the coasts
by subwayjared July 01, 2015
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bryant university

This is where we end up when we dont get into Bentley. Definitely true, but even more true for those who are not originally from Rhode Island.
Student A: Did you know that Bentley's undergrad was ranked in the top 50 (31st) by Businessweek in 2006?

Student B: Ugh yeaa... i wanted to go there, but didnt get in... Bryant University isn't even in the rankings.
by Tweety Bird May 17, 2006
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auburn university

A school that will never win a national championship because all of the sports writers who vote in the polls percieve it as a little redneck school, full of nothing but trailors, in the middle of no where, whos coach is a big ear'd cock smurf who runs his mouth too much, which is all completely true.
Did you see Auburn University's entire starting line up get drafted in the first round?
Yeah, but they still finished number 2.
by crimsonkilla November 21, 2005
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University of Victoria

The University of Victoria, most commonly known as U Vic. Although holding high standards for admission, is known for the rabbits that live around the campus and it's alcholo drinking, weed smoking students.
While visiting the campus of University of Victoria...
Tom: Hey can I borrow a quarter
*takes quarter and turns to his friend*
Tom: Okay heads you come party with us, tails, you stay to do your mid term.
* Flips coin, both guys lean over to see the results*
Tom: Sorry man, looks like it's mid terms for you. After all the coin is law. At least you can come get high with us tonight.
* Returns the coin*
Tom: Thanks man. Hey you wanna come with us tonight?
by Sharron Steal March 17, 2009
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paradoxical universe

The ontological principle, An acknowledgement of the fact that anything can exist can never truly make sense and be understood(it is illogical), and that nothing is an impossibility for the understanding too("nothing" is incomprehensible).
A justification for anything nonsensical or illogical.
When something or someone or an idea is totally illogical you can justify it or accept it with the words, "It's a paradoxical-universe!" or "we are living in a paradoxical universe"
by Paradoxical Universe May 30, 2011
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