turps

any alchohol, beer, wine and spirits

i got on the turps last night

by redcordial November 5, 2002

turkish tuck

When a man gets a boner and tucks it up in the waist band of his pants or shorts.

During class I got an erection and the teacher called me up to the front of the class so i had to pull the turkish tuck.

by Beau Ner February 26, 2009

Turd Fart

To blast a turd out your butt with fart gas.

I just let a Turd Fart and it made a noticeable splash in the toilet.

by i-aint-nobody May 4, 2010

turn and burn

This is military fighter pilots' jargon. When the last missile is fired or when the ordinance has been dropped on target, it is then time to quickly get out of the area-of-operations. The pilot turns his plane towards base and shifts into after-burner. This has since been adopted by the civilian community to mean when a decision has been made, especially if it was a poor decision, you forget about it and press on with the next phase of the mission.

Man, flak was hairy out there so as soon as I dropped my load, it was turn and burn time let me tell you.

I had three on my ass. I braked, banked and ended up on the tail of one. I pulled the trigger and his wing just exploded. I lined up another, got tone and fired a sidewinder up his exhaust and he was gone! The third one ran for home so just befor turn and burn, I fired another missile in his direction."

by Grey Swordsman March 21, 2009

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

A very good '80s Cartoon show (based on comics) that came back into popularity lately with newer wave of teenagers/Hot Topic Kids saying it was "Teh Sex". If you are younger than 18 as of 2006 more than likly you did not grow up with them and should shove it.

I used to watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with my brother all the time growing up. Along with Dark Wing Duck, Tail Spin, X-men, and Legends of the Hidden Temple.

by Lauraness June 11, 2006

bishop in a turtleneck

The uncircumsized penis. First used in Hedwig and the Angry Inch

"Hedwig: Luther is silent for a moment, as he stares at
my little Bishop-in-a-turtleneck."

by kith September 12, 2004

turketron

AKA "Hustlin Tom Turkey" A cybernetic turkey from the year 9595 that has come to rescue the great great great great great grandfather of Goblox the chicken destined to lead the rebelion against the master chickens. Turketron is a cybernetic turkey that was once in the form of The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past From the Future. He was developed by rogue chicken scientists and is equiped with a laser guided sock (fires photon beam), soap (action unknown) and a toothbrush (used to combat plague planted by the Master Chickens). They are contained in a trash bag and makes him go crazy when you touch them. aqua teen hunger force he is featured in the episode "The".

Turketron is like the Terminator. (they are in cahoots!!!!111)
THIS IS LIKE THAT SCENE FROM THE TERMINATOR!!!!
John Travolta (just the dancing part from that old disco movie)
Man you got moves like turketron ZZZZZOMG11111!!!!11112
I wish you were like turketron :"(

by ATHF Scholar August 28, 2006