Triple Urethral

A form of gay sex involving three men. Man A inserts his erect penis up Man B's urethra. Next, Man C inserts his erect penis up Man B's anus and into the urethra of Man A.

It's a urethra within a urethra within a urethra.

Gosh darn it, Edward sure loves it when him and his two friends engage in a rousing bout of triple urethral.

by Stiaznitch July 7, 2011

triple shots

When one has three shots of a spirit in quick succession (i.e. one after the other). Done in a competition to see who is the most hardcore and who can tolerate their alcohol the most. The brave do this with spiritus (90% alcohol).

There is no winner, however. Unless you vomit, then you're a fucking lightweight and fail at life. Triple shots is also the fastest way to get drunk.

I got so fucked last night after doing three triple shots in an hour, I showered with my pants on and passed out next to my friend totally nude. No homo.

by LJman February 16, 2014

triple crown

a bowel movement consisting of logs, chunks, and gravy

"I just pinched a triple crown, wana see it?"

by babbbbzzz December 3, 2009

Triple D

Three dots that awkawardly ruin a perfectly good conversation...one generally involving the Ottomans, or bald men of some sort. Usually results in frustrating the person you are conversing with. Would be very awkward if used while talking to said person on the phone or face to face. Super effective in driving chicks away, and old men with beards. Typically used by awkward turtles. Dangerous when overused.

Aww I just got triple D'd!

by Sultan Selim III June 20, 2011

triplec

bitchy woman who won't shut up

tell that triplec to be quiet

by BrandonA April 26, 2006

triple header

1. Three baseball or other games played back to back to back.
2. One with three heads.

The Brooklyn Dodgers are playing a triple header with the Boston Braves next week.

by Antinous September 11, 2003

Triple fail

Epically failing not once, not twice, but three times. A major embarrassment. Only few people have truly performed the triple fail.

Dude! Hayley just triple failed at cheer leading!

I triple failed when I lit myself on fire, ran in front of a bus, and accidentally punched an old lady trying to put out the flames.

by Jake the skayke Shandoson March 22, 2010