turkey gurbble

The sound a male turkey makes to attract his bitches
Ie: blalbalbgartyysjl.... I wanna ruffle your feathers

The male turkey gurbbled for his bitches

by Johnnysexy August 14, 2017

turkey booger

A loose pussy

" Damn, you got a turkey booger. I ain't hitting that shit again ."

by Dfgggjjk October 31, 2017

Turkey Bacon

A false representation of the proper use of cured pork belly using feathered flightless avian

This turkey bacon came from a bird that cannot fly. If it can't fly honestly it can't honestly be bacon

by Kintock November 2, 2017

Turkey Tantrum

The explosive reaction when told 5 days after Thanksgiving that left over turkey will be served for dinner.

Husband: What’s for dinner Honey?
Wife: Turkey...we have enough for one more dinner
Husband: Are you fucking kidding? I’m sick and damn tired of that same fucking turkey!
Wife: stop your damn turkey tantrum or you make dinner!!

by Urban humor December 7, 2017

Turkey towel

A hit of lsd.

Somebody get my turkey towel so I can go find my hand sandwich.

by Snake trap January 17, 2018

Turkey Nuzzling

Rubbing one's penis against a middle aged woman's turkey neck to reach climax.

When I started dating older women I expected them to be more experienced, I did not know that they were into turkey nuzzling.

by Corn Hungis June 17, 2018

turkey gobble

When you fuck a girl with a semi-hard penis and the whole soft mess penetrates her.

"Daniel's turkey gobble went in her pussy good!"

"Daniel couldn't get hard, so he fucked her with his turkey gobble."

by turkeygobble June 23, 2018