Just found out the girl I like likes me back! Time for a happy fap!
Just got home and it's just me in the house all alone.Time for a happy fap and loud porn!!
Just got home and it's just me in the house all alone.Time for a happy fap and loud porn!!
by Lilbitch January 08, 2014
Be rite back I gotta go outside and have me a happy roll.
Im feeling great after having that happy roll.
Im feeling great after having that happy roll.
by uhhShawn November 30, 2014
by jonny pepperston May 01, 2016
When a person defaecates on another person's face, including the mouth, then proceeds to rub the feces into that person's face with either their hands or their butt cheeks.
I am such a dirty bitch! I've given over 300 Happy Spongebobs since I was in College, and I'm proud of it!
by Sheriff_Schlong August 04, 2023
Happy Fourth (adjective) is a demographic of people who can't enough 4th of July. It's more of a year-round way of life to them than just a one-time holiday.
You can wish them a "Happy Fourth!" ("Happy 4th!"), also known as "Happy 4th of July," at any time during the year and they will likely respond with immense exuberance. They are mostly white but can be any ethnicity, and, although attire varies, many will be wearing cutoff shirts with Eagles on them. They love scratch-offs, lottos, and telling you their entire medical history as well as every detail of their personal family drama. In addition, they have been known to share all this information with you even if you just met, so be prepared to never get a word in the conversation. This is also their strength, however, because they have the biggest hearts imaginable and will welcome you as their best friend within the first five minutes of knowing you and help you in any way they can.
A person who is Happy Fourth is known as a "Happy Fourther."
You can wish them a "Happy Fourth!" ("Happy 4th!"), also known as "Happy 4th of July," at any time during the year and they will likely respond with immense exuberance. They are mostly white but can be any ethnicity, and, although attire varies, many will be wearing cutoff shirts with Eagles on them. They love scratch-offs, lottos, and telling you their entire medical history as well as every detail of their personal family drama. In addition, they have been known to share all this information with you even if you just met, so be prepared to never get a word in the conversation. This is also their strength, however, because they have the biggest hearts imaginable and will welcome you as their best friend within the first five minutes of knowing you and help you in any way they can.
A person who is Happy Fourth is known as a "Happy Fourther."
Person 1: "You'll never believe this, man. During my shift today at Piggly Wiggly, a woman named Belinda asked me to help her find the beer aisle. I have never met her in my life, but as I was walking her over, she began telling me her entire family drama. After that, she went on to tell me about how she calls her doctor's office twice a day because they never refill her meds when she needs them. And finally, she spent about 45 minutes on the virtual slots machine before grabbing all the coupon inserts and leaving."
Person 2: "Oh yeah, I've seen Belinda at that Pig before. She's Happy Fourth for sure."
Person 2: "Oh yeah, I've seen Belinda at that Pig before. She's Happy Fourth for sure."
by Happy Fourth Hank August 08, 2021
by Mxpxpunkohio February 13, 2009