rusty oreo

Butt fuckin a chick while throwing dirt on his back then you jizz on their back and scream some random shit

Dude:"oh babe you feel good."
Chick:"oh give me a rusty oreo!"
Dude:"oh I'm gonna cum!!!"
Chick:"give it to me!!!!!!"
Dude "ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck I wish you were my gay friend John santiago!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Rusty oreo September 30, 2015

rusty princess

The act of sticking an erect penis into a old (50+ years) Vagina and moving it side to side and then the act of sticking ur hand up the vagina is performed.

Last night I gave a rusty Princess to Bill's grandma.

by [e-mail] June 9, 2012

Rusty Jalapeño

Covering your penis in hot sauce, and then proceeding to have anal sex with your partner.

I gave my partner a rusty jalapeño, and found myself in a van down by the river.

by Dead Harrison July 27, 2023

Rusty quarter

Literally a quarter with rust, get your mind out of the gutter

Guy 1: I’m gonna give you a rusty quarter

Guy 2: Ohhh kinky ;)
Guy 1: I’m just giving you a quarter, weirdo

by Dawndolphin January 14, 2020

Rusty nag

To use someone's booty hole as a balloon to inhale nags

Yeah babe wax tonight, the boys are coming around for some drinks and rusty nags

by Bandad December 11, 2018

Rusty Harcok

Eating the ass of a homeless man that's just had question mexican food for lunch. All while wearing a French maid outfit.

Man, I was so drunk last night I went down to the shelter and did the Ol Rusty Harcok. I feel like I need a shower.

by Klaxon722 May 14, 2019

rusty hooker

A hooker whos legs are so tired from fucking that they move as if they are starting to rust

I tried to spead that hookers legs like nothing but i guess she was a rusty hooker

by Illiteratedylan March 10, 2018