Mousing

When you take a handful of toilet paper but only wipe with you pointer and index fingers. This gives the palm something to grip, allowing for sturdiness and precision. This wiping technique feels as if you're scrolling a computer with a mouse. Just don't "click" too hard!
Janice, how are we going through so much toilet paper? We just bought a new pack a week ago...

Tim, relax. We haven't been going through that much..

Cindy, I've tried to get you to tell me the truth. I know you've been in there mousing!
by Steve Blends September 05, 2023
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mousing

fisting ones partner and wiggling your fingers to tickle them
oh yea I was mousing her good
by BJ-buttplug March 07, 2023
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Mousing

To be acting in a silly manner, especially so by completing a task in the least efficient, most idiotic way. Derived from the slang "mickey mousing", which was used to describe when someone would do something using the improper way, material, or method.
Yo guys I totally moused that math test, You just add denominators straight across, right?
Hey, sorry I can't come to the party tonight, I'm in a mousey mood.
Look here buster, you are one hair away from an ass whooping, so you better stop mousing it ASAP.
by grassEnthusiast March 09, 2023
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Mouse CPL

Mouse couple. A couple that consists of only dwarves or midgets.
Hey man, do you see that "Mouse cpl" mouse couple over there?
by xximoria March 30, 2020
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Mickey Mouse ears

Slang term for over-ear hearing protection. Often used in the US Armed Forces.
Damnit Carl, put on the fucking Mickey Mouse ears or you're gonna go deaf!

"WHAT!?"
by 'WolfMyer' August 09, 2019
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Gutter Mouse

Some one that is or was a naive street kid due to reasons such as abuse or neglect, disability, or discrimination.
All we are is gutter mice, we might not talk about it, but we are./ This gutter mouse got caught for graffiti.
by FThem Cloud August 15, 2020
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