My daughter is student teaching

a bad excuse used to get out of a solicitor phone call; can be expanded to bad excuses for other reasons

origin: "I can't talk right now, my daughter is student teaching."
Use: "Hey, wheres paul? i thought he had to work today."
"nah. called in, said he had a sore ankle."
"Oh, i see. his daughter must be student teaching."

by SammyJB December 9, 2008

Teacups In Flowerland

1)The most awesome death metal band EVER!!

2)A way of telling someone they are hopeless.

1)Dude, did you get the tickets to the Teacups in Flowerland concert?
2)I MADE UP MR. FINKLESTEIN, NOT STRAY! HE'S MY CREATION!!!!!!
3)Am I a teacup in flowerland?

by Darla Washington November 28, 2003

Teachering

To teach young children at a young age.

The sixth grader was teachering a first grader

by Donald Trump the II May 27, 2018

Teacups In Flowerland

1)A euphamism meaning tortured, raped, victims of rejection, but can also be used to tell someone they are fucked.

2)The best underground death metal band ever to exist. (TIF)

1)You actually got in trouble with Mr. Finklestein for saying 'the chickens are coming?' Dude you are such a Teacup in Flowerland......

2)I am going to listen to that new Teacups In Flowerland demo I got from their concert at the Roxy yesterday.

by stray November 23, 2003

Telapathy

A psychic's lack of interest in or concern for things that others find moving or exciting.

The lady at the psychic hotline didn't care that I was going to die a horrible death at the hands of a polar bear. She's telapathetic.

Cruel, cruel telapathy!

by Jonathan D. Miller May 26, 2008

teaching granny to suck eggs

English expression meaning that a person is giving advice to someone else about a subject that they already know about (and probably more than the first person)

"I'm probably teaching granny to suck eggs, but............." (then explain in great detail what they already know/are expert in)

by rawkaren October 9, 2013

Teacher

Typically an annoying piece of crap unless she agrees to butt rape you.

i got mad at the teacher today but then she proved herself by letting me go anal

by uriel aguirre May 22, 2017