talking ass

the act of talking out of one's ass, often of things that are nonsensical

I don't know what i mean by what i jsut said. I'm just talking ass.

by loulou5 October 18, 2008

Crop Tucking

The act of eating human and or monkey fecal matter then vomiting it up onto an unsuspecting guest, then steal it back and start eating it a second time, poop it into a cup, freeze it with a stick in the center. After waiting several hours put the chunky vomit poo into a cooler, begin driving a moped, find an ice road trucker and share the delicious treat. After having a snack with your new friend begin to masturbate violently, when the trucker sees you do this he will imediately get an erection (due to the frozen fecal matter vomit) then you will have anal sex with your new homosexual partner.

i was going to go bowling, but i was in a crop tucking mood ;)

by M!KL &0GG3$$ December 14, 2010

shit talking

Saying things to amuse people and playfully mock them.

"- Hey, what was that comment you made on my Facebook Wall? You wanna start shit talking with me? I'm the king of shit talk! I'll respond to you right away, as a matter of fact."

by moji613 August 14, 2009

tanking

Tanking is the act of going as fast as you can.

The meaning comes from riding mopeds, which are typicaly a slow form of transport. To get them to go faster, a rider can reduce their profile and improve their aerodynamics by laying flat on the fuel tank; "tanking it".

"You got here quickly, didn't you?"

"Yeah, I was tanking it all the way"

by anonymous_cunt November 11, 2011

Taking a tub

When one needs to release a colon cannonball i.e. take a huge shit, one will often state that he or she needs to take a tub. It is often confused with the country bumpkin way of "taking a bath", but everyone knows that its about blowing mud out one's asshole.

"I caught Nick 'taking a tub' last night and the stench almost made me pass out where I stood"

by Rick Forrester October 18, 2012

Taking Back Sunday

Amazing band.
Do NOT NOT NOT NOT suck live.
in fact, are fucking amazing live. (seen them twice!)
i touched their bassist's (matt!) ankle and shoe, in chicago, while he was playing. highlight of my fucking LIFE.

"i want to marry adam of taking back sunday"

by Kori October 6, 2004

Taking Back Sunday

tbs are awsome i saw them last friday at brixton and they fucking rocked!!!!

guy next to me (front row tbs)"I want your babies!!!!!!!!!"

by lucy February 4, 2005