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Awkward turtle

The appearance of micropenis on an especially obese male. It looks like a turtle that is too socially awkward to come out of its shell.
I saw an awkward turtle in the locker room. Made me feel a lot better about myself.
by Wandering_Hammer August 1, 2021
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Roasted Turtle

When a guy eats a spicy food and then picks your 🍑
Man I didn’t know I was gonna get a roasted turtle last night.. that burnt my bum
by RTheavyflow June 29, 2021
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Ninja Turtled

Having sex while wearing your partner like a backpack, thereby resembling the shell of a turtle. Often performed with people who have ninja turtle names, and are little bitches who can be carried around like a baby.
Raph got so Ninja Turtled last night when I used a strap on to fuck him in the ass while he wore me like a back pack.
by Masterb8er3000 January 7, 2022
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Turtle Pope

Best character in elden ring. He is the embodiment of all that is holy and right in the world and if attacked you will have a 100,000,000 bounty put on your head and will be hunted down by john wick. You can't kill the john wick.
I accidently killed the turtle pope and John Wick invaded my world and when he killed me he corrupted my save file.
by TurtlePopeFollower March 25, 2022
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Treason Turtle

A type of deformed and geriatric turtle that hates democracy, giving to the poor, and america, but is loyal to russia and putin. It is also usually loyal to the treason weasel, but has been witnessed fighting with it. It i believed to have been created from some mutated scum and piss on the floor of a random bathroom inside the kremlin. It is extremely evil and dangerous and should be killed on sight.
We need to destroy the fucking treason turtle!
by ilovedemocracy January 3, 2021
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Catching That Turtle

When two dudes skip the draft and have gay sex in Oklahoma. The usual fee for this is $100.
You still owe me a Hundo for Catching that turtle.
by C-Note-444 January 25, 2021
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Turtles on the Beach

A code word used in Las Vegas’s hotel and casino industry to make other men aware that multiple woman are in the area.
“ Turtles on the beach. I repeat. We have turtles on the beach gentleman”

“10-4. We are on the way up”.
by NDemGuts February 23, 2021
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