jesus titty fucker

Exclamation. When something goes wrong... either a limp dick during sex or experiencing extreme physical pain. A curse used in the most extreme cases.

(after gettting shot in the balls) or (stubbed in the toe) or (after making a surprise discovery)
Bob: "JESUS TITTY FUCKER!!!!!! my balls"
or
Mitch: "JESUS TITTY FUCKER! move this fucking furniture Jessica!"
Or
Butch: " JESUS TITTY FUCKER!!! That whore gave me AIDS! I thought it was weird she had a dick..."

by Alex Kondraki July 4, 2006

tough titty

Means "tough luck" has a saying,

"tough titty said the kitty when the milk went dry."

You cant eat at McDonalds, its just tough titty.. i dont have any money.

by some guy November 18, 2002

titty gangsta

a woman's conquering skills over a smaller dude or ho. She utilizes these skills by standing on the balls of her feet and thrusting her breasts forward into her opponent's chest. This is done in a manner that is very unlady-like.

It's a titty to titty fight. Titty gangsta.

by adaptativehuman June 30, 2009

titty shock ball grip

to thrust a man's penis inbetween a woman's breasts whilst giving her The Shocker (placing the index and middle finger in the vagina and the pinky in the second sphincter of the anus allowing for deeper penetration) and Bowling Ball Grip (placing the middle and ring finger in the vaginal canal and the thumb in the second sphincter of the anus allowing deeper penetration); this produces a large orgasm for both partners (note: does not work for gay men, but can work for lesbians if a strap-on dildo is being used)

I titty shock ball gripped my wife last night after we had read the newspaper and drank our late evening cup of coffee. Her orgasm was immense, as was mine.

by TheHungarianHeat August 2, 2006

Reverse Titty Fuck

When you hook up with a straight up pooch and don't want to look at her dirty mug while you are titty fucking her, you sit on her face instead of her chest and do your business while your crack slides up and down her chin. If you're lucky, she will obtain a brown streak on her face, starting from her chin and leading up to her hair line.

Ted hadn't wiped his ass for weeks and left a stinky brown line on carols face when he gave her a reverse titty fuck on their anniversary.

by T_Heard February 12, 2009

titty buttons

Nipples, commonly referring to those of women.

Elizabeth Hurely is a fuckin fox. I'd like to lick her titty buttons.

by Nialls June 21, 2006

tittybear

noun: the tittybear occurs in that awkward, yet totally awesome, moment when a short man is submerged into the warmth and splendour of a considerably taller woman's bosom. It is much like a motionless motorboat. It may also be used as euphemism for acts committed by Catholic paedophiles...
also verb: to tittybear

Dude, I totally saw you tittybear Martha yesterday - nice!

by littlemissmo August 20, 2011