a small university located in Kerrville, texas. most kids go here because they gave them alot of money. schreiner likes to think they are prestigious, but really they have alot of dirty laundry swept under the rug, if you know what i mean. schreiner is kind of like high school. people know your shit, and tell everyone; there are sluts; and kids who do drugs. schreiner also has amazing pizza in the schreiner diner they are good at getting people here but not at keeping them here. also, they have a haunted dorm that su gets bad publicity about. they are using it for "office space" in the near future...yeah, right..
by come2papa12 February 27, 2009
Get the schreiner universitymug. Idaho's premier research university, without a single nationally ranked graduate program, nor a single nationally prominent faculty member. Famous for financial scandals, drunk students falling off fraternity balconies and then suing the school, and having a football team that plays dirty but never wins. Where you go to party and drink after being rejected by all the real universities you applied to. Source of Idaho's leading politicians. Larry Craig is a graduate. Sara Palin attended this school. Many students affect a conservative white supremacist attitude.
by UI Vandal July 17, 2011
Get the University of Idahomug. hard-as-fuck school that no people outside of academia know about. don't go here if you're planning for your future beyond college.
girls are flat hipster-nerds with teenage-boy figure. guys are round, short, jewish from NYC or Chicago suburbs with old-woman physique
girls are flat hipster-nerds with teenage-boy figure. guys are round, short, jewish from NYC or Chicago suburbs with old-woman physique
Student 1: I'm going to the University of Chicago!
Student 2: Yeah I get shit tons of mail from there, why are you going to a big public school in Chiraq? I thought you got into Princeton and Columbia? I'm going to either Northwestern or Wash U, which are the best schools not on the coasts
Student 2: Yeah I get shit tons of mail from there, why are you going to a big public school in Chiraq? I thought you got into Princeton and Columbia? I'm going to either Northwestern or Wash U, which are the best schools not on the coasts
by subwayjared July 13, 2015
Get the university of chicagomug. This is where we end up when we dont get into Bentley. Definitely true, but even more true for those who are not originally from Rhode Island.
Student A: Did you know that Bentley's undergrad was ranked in the top 50 (31st) by Businessweek in 2006?
Student B: Ugh yeaa... i wanted to go there, but didnt get in... Bryant University isn't even in the rankings.
Student B: Ugh yeaa... i wanted to go there, but didnt get in... Bryant University isn't even in the rankings.
by Tweety Bird May 23, 2006
Get the bryant universitymug. A school that will never win a national championship because all of the sports writers who vote in the polls percieve it as a little redneck school, full of nothing but trailors, in the middle of no where, whos coach is a big ear'd cock smurf who runs his mouth too much, which is all completely true.
Did you see Auburn University's entire starting line up get drafted in the first round?
Yeah, but they still finished number 2.
Yeah, but they still finished number 2.
by crimsonkilla December 28, 2005
Get the auburn universitymug. The University of Victoria, most commonly known as U Vic. Although holding high standards for admission, is known for the rabbits that live around the campus and it's alcholo drinking, weed smoking students.
While visiting the campus of University of Victoria...
Tom: Hey can I borrow a quarter
*takes quarter and turns to his friend*
Tom: Okay heads you come party with us, tails, you stay to do your mid term.
* Flips coin, both guys lean over to see the results*
Tom: Sorry man, looks like it's mid terms for you. After all the coin is law. At least you can come get high with us tonight.
* Returns the coin*
Tom: Thanks man. Hey you wanna come with us tonight?
Tom: Hey can I borrow a quarter
*takes quarter and turns to his friend*
Tom: Okay heads you come party with us, tails, you stay to do your mid term.
* Flips coin, both guys lean over to see the results*
Tom: Sorry man, looks like it's mid terms for you. After all the coin is law. At least you can come get high with us tonight.
* Returns the coin*
Tom: Thanks man. Hey you wanna come with us tonight?
by Sharron Steal March 16, 2009
Get the University of Victoriamug. A poorly run school that doesn't even educate very many Oregonians (50% of the student body is from Oregon). 25% of the student body hails from sunny CA. The bulk of these students could NOT get into UC schools or even Cal State schools, so they end up in Eugene. Many are rich and arrogant.
Increasingly this school is an extension of Nike. Dumb students and alumni think that is something to be proud of and love to flaunt the "O"... Their "O" logo was even designed by Nike. This further illustrates how backwards Oregon is... Philip Knight actually made this school much worse with his Duck Athletics empire building. The school spends millions of dollars on branding, putting flashy lipstick on an unremarkable school. It's all quite tragic. As of 2022, it costs $15k/yr to attend this school.
The smart faculty get out of Eugene because they know UO is a disgrace. Meanwhile the rest of the nation mocks the school. The smart Oregonians DO NOT GO TO UO (AKA "You-Owe". Instead they go to Oregon State and more recently Portland State, or out-of-state. They literally need to bribe Oregonians with scholarship money to attend "You-Owe".
Here's another shocking figure. Between 1992 and 2022 the school raised over $4.5b in philanthropy. All that money went to a sinking ship. They were not very strategic when it came to fundraising and are decades behind other institutions when it comes to job ready majors.
Increasingly this school is an extension of Nike. Dumb students and alumni think that is something to be proud of and love to flaunt the "O"... Their "O" logo was even designed by Nike. This further illustrates how backwards Oregon is... Philip Knight actually made this school much worse with his Duck Athletics empire building. The school spends millions of dollars on branding, putting flashy lipstick on an unremarkable school. It's all quite tragic. As of 2022, it costs $15k/yr to attend this school.
The smart faculty get out of Eugene because they know UO is a disgrace. Meanwhile the rest of the nation mocks the school. The smart Oregonians DO NOT GO TO UO (AKA "You-Owe". Instead they go to Oregon State and more recently Portland State, or out-of-state. They literally need to bribe Oregonians with scholarship money to attend "You-Owe".
Here's another shocking figure. Between 1992 and 2022 the school raised over $4.5b in philanthropy. All that money went to a sinking ship. They were not very strategic when it came to fundraising and are decades behind other institutions when it comes to job ready majors.
Do not go to the University of Oregon. Go to a community college and transfer to a more respectable institution.
by H. A. B. May 4, 2022
Get the University of Oregonmug.