mom-in-loading

When you and your significant other haven’t married yet but you need a way to refer to their mom as your mom
This is Jen my mom-in-loading!
by Carterreese November 07, 2017
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Lego loading

The act of putting Legos inside your anus. Typically before a Lego cannon.
Mom don’t come in I’m Lego loading!
by ThatLegoGuy March 31, 2024
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Load the wheat

Truck drivers euphemism for sexual intercourse despite a yeast infection.
That lizard slag let me load the wheat and I'm still not itchy.
by Ditchweed April 25, 2019
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Butt load

noun. pl. -s

A "butt" was a medieval unit of measure for wine or beer. Technically a butt load is 475 liters or 126 gallons, which is roughly the size of the biggest wine and beer barrels from medieval Europe.
No worries, I've ordered a butt load of beer for the party, so we'll be good.
by FowlManor March 14, 2019
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load momentum

The process of a video that when the bar of light grey load stops moving, and when you go to watch the video, the load continues to load as you watch the video.
The video's load momentum kept me watching for hours.
by Cedratto October 28, 2018
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Double-Loaded Weapon

A man who is headed out for a night on the town, and is cum toxic, in that he is experiencing the natural result of sperm and related fluids that have built up in the body without release.

A sexual weapon consisting of two repositories of ammunition and a single barrel, which is fully loaded.

A man headed out for a night on the town who strongly feels the need to release his ejaculatory fluids.
Look here, I haven't been able to jack off in three days and I've got a Double-Loaded Weapon! Lets go find some girls.
by Captain Trifucta February 03, 2010
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Loading the musket

When a man inserts at least one testicle into a woman's vagina. He may have to use some sort of rod to assist the accommodation of his nutsack.
Friend 1: How was that girl you took home last night?
Friend 2: We started right off with loading the musket. She was a trooper.

Friend 1: Lucky bastard...
by humboldtcountywhore134 November 08, 2021
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