swifting

can be used as a noun, adjective, and verb; moving at a rapid pace

"we swifted from the scene" "hey man where are u" "oh im swifting to jamis's house" "aight"

"hey where is the condom?" "well actually i still have it on" "hold on i'll just swift it to the side"

"a swifting jerking motion"

by uncldervish April 23, 2010

Swifting

The act of masterbating to the music of Taylor Swift.

Employee 1: "Man its been a long day at work."
Employee 2: "You know what I do after a long day of work? Go home, shut the door, close the blinds and do some Swifting."

by EMR(PILOT) 188 January 7, 2011

Swifted

The act of setting a person's computer to play Taylor Swift songs on demand, from another computer.

"Did you hear what happened to Wes?"

"No, what?"

"His ass got swifted!"

by these_guys September 23, 2013

Switch Sides

To go from a straight person to a gay person.

After Joan divorced her husband, she decided to switch sides and be with another woman.

by kanaan316 April 9, 2022

Taco Switch

A chinese firedrill during an orgy. To exchange sexual partners with someone close by, preferrably during group sex.

Chuck got tired of Amy during the orgy and called for a taco switch.

by Ben Smith December 12, 2004

gettin swift

gettin swift can really describe anything,for example, getting drunk,having a good time, dancing one the dancefloor at a club,potentially having sex etc.

"damn dude i drank so much im startin to get swift."
"yo man i was gettin swift with them ladies."
"you wanna roll over to that party and get swift?"

by tvan October 11, 2006

Care-switch

Care-switch, n. - a switch in the male brain that, in a majority of men, malfunctions frequently. It controls the male's ability to give a fuck about people they love, predominantly females. In most cases, the male's switch will randomly flip to reverse, causing the male to become a distant asshat that can no longer shows signs of love, kindness, or caring towards special people in their lives. This unfortunate component of a male's brain causes distress to those the male used to care about. The only way to avoid care-switch related drama is to disassociate oneself from any kind of male contact, regardless of one's gender.

Girl: He broke my heart for no reason! He said he loved me thousands of times, but in just a few days he stopped caring about me completely! What's wrong with him?!

Girl 2: His care-switch just got flipped. Happens all the fuckin' time.

by I'll Watch You Burn March 5, 2012