Pocket Status

The definition of a girl who is so cute that you want to make her small and put her in your pocket, so you can take her everywhere with you.

Jessica Alba is so cute, definitely pocket status.

by Slows Magoes October 20, 2011

status

girl that is easy to hook up with regardless of time....

ay nigga, hit up ole girl, ain't she some status?

by JimyaineTaine January 2, 2008

monkey status

Dead. a state of lifelessness

yo son, i ran into gomez the other day. he was all trying to step, so i shot his ass and left the mother fucker monkey status in the street

by G-thong September 6, 2004

roman statue

the opposite of a boner

Me: Did you get a boner when the doctor examined your balls?
Boyfriend: No. She was a wrinkled middle-aged woman. I got a total roman statue.

by smugxleaf March 24, 2011

Statue of Liberty

The statue of liberty is perhaps one of the most disgusting and probably the most painful sexual position there is. If the girl is loose, then this can be a vaginal maneuver, if not it can be done analy. The guy takes his hand and punches it either into her pussy or anus, as far in as he can get it. Next, he ejaculates in her face. After that, he punches her in the eyes and nose. The girl on his arm makes the torch, the blood makes red, the sperm is white, and the eyes will become blue after being punched.
Red White and Blue, very patriotic.

I wanted to show my patriotism for America, so I did the statue of liberty with the president's wife.

by Jello March 16, 2005

Statue of Liberty

Beware of cheese-eating surrender monkeys bearing gifts.

Statue of Liberty should be renamed The Trojan Whore.

by fuck this fuckbucket commie country October 24, 2005

forty status

a status,invented by mexicans named mark,or way of partying, in which you roll with fortys. In other words, when everyone partakes in forty ounce malt liquor beverages.

"yo, we're rollin forty status tonight, the corner store has Hurricanes and King Cobras for a dolla therty nine"

by D-Z July 16, 2006