Shlap

To hit another person with a large fish, usually in the face.

He shlapped him with the flounder.

by Thelegendarymike March 3, 2007

Stamos slap

Using your penis to slap a girl across the face during the act of oral sex. Inspired by the existence of legendary actor John Stamos.

Q: Dude, what did you do when she said she wouldn't swallow?

A: What could I do? I had to Stamos slap her.

by Jack Sophalot May 4, 2005

dragon slap

To ejaculate in one's mouth, then slap the person across the face hard enough that the semen comes out of the person's nose (like a dragon breathing fire from the nose)

I gave that milf a dragon slap.

by Miguel "Dirty" Sanchez II March 22, 2009

russian slap

When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.

My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.

by King of 142 October 18, 2004

Nickelodeon Bitch Slap

When after sex, the guy pulls off the condom and slaps the girl across her face with the used condom.

After orgasm Jim yanked off his filled condom and gave Keri's face a nickelodeon bitch slap with it.

by Krisco B. January 17, 2009

bag slap

When two gay men have anal sex with eachother and their balls slap against one another.

Me and Terry had an awesome bag slap.

by Thomas Robinson April 26, 2006

cup-slap

to slap someone in the face with a cupped palm, thus creating a small air pocket, so that the impact of palm to face makes an unusual popping sound

Shut up before I cup-slap you.

by Matt Bettes October 28, 2007