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Short Man's Syndrome

Aggression or needless bumptiousness displayed by a man below average height when it is perceived to be an attempt to compensate for his small size.
A shorter guy is constantly jostled in a crowd by an unthinking taller guy who sees over his head. Eventually, the shorter guy reacts aggressively by verbally abusing the taller guy. The taller guy is superciliously amused because the amount of aggression shown by the shorter guy is disproportionate to his presumed physical ability to carry through his threats. "Oh - it's short man syndrome".
by Jude April 28, 2004
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short man syndrome

Also known as Napoleon complex

A very annoying and obnoxious syndrome. Short men come down with this when they realize they will always be the smallest adult in the family, group of friends or place of business.

They can also become violent against the wife and children, like a scene out of the movie The Shining.
Dino likes to hire minorities so he can feel better about himself.

Dino treats his brother(who's tall) like an employee and they are partners. People say it's because of his short man syndrome.

Dino: aaaah ha Maddie(the secretary)is dumber than dumb!
by Mamma Mia January 8, 2007
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Pull your shorts on

phrase, started as an attempt to say "put your drinking hat on" and "pull yourself together" at the same time and came out as "pull your shorts on". Means - get yourself together, lets go, its party time, stop being crabby, get out of bed,....or anything else needing a pep talk.
"Alright gnar star, pull your shorts on!"
by Julia in down town Denver October 27, 2007
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Hoochie Daddy Shorts

(Noun): A term coined by (Comedian Clint Coley) referring to a pair a shorts on a male which are above the knees and show considerable thigh skin. Hoochie Daddy Shorts generally have 4 inch seams, are seen mainly during summer, and do not show make genitalia, but do give a sneak peak of them thighs.
Look at Clint out here with them Hoochie Daddy shorts on, lookin like a tall glass of water.
by Ash.Bee_Rawz May 31, 2022
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Kick short people

Kick people that are under 5’5 on October 10th
Kick any one that is shorter then 5’5

I am defined to kick short people
by Daddy long dick6969 October 8, 2020
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v neck shorts

When a fat person wears shorts that are too small causing them to be higher in the crotch area, and longer toward the outside of the thighs. It looks like an upside down v.
I think I'm going to puke, I think I just saw some hair coming from her v neck shorts.
by oldlizard132 July 29, 2010
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eat my short

Eat my short is a said by Bart Simpson from a animated cartoon call the Simpsons which was created by Matt Groening in the late 19s
Marge: Bart your hands are dirty go to the bath room and wash them.

Bart: Eat my short
by cinderll44 September 28, 2015
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