1. The act of a man giving himself a pearl necklace and then proceeding to rub it into his torso on all areas that a t-shirt would cover. Preferably the man would be wearing only a fanny pack while this is happening but is not necessary.
2. Any sexual act preformed while wearing a fanny pack. This act may be with partner/s or alone.
2. Any sexual act preformed while wearing a fanny pack. This act may be with partner/s or alone.
Girl 1:I'm so jealous of my boyfriends skin! It's almost like his upper arms and torso just glow!
Girl 2: I knew you weren't putting out for him.
Girl 1: Huh?
Girl 2: Obviously he's got plenty of time to work on his Texas T-shirt so you must not be milking out the jizz
Girl 2: I knew you weren't putting out for him.
Girl 1: Huh?
Girl 2: Obviously he's got plenty of time to work on his Texas T-shirt so you must not be milking out the jizz
by gertrude07 August 26, 2014
Get the Texas T-shirtmug. Part of the reason charges dont stick to cops. Cops also lie all the time in court, they know how to do it, and they're good at it. They're also good at outsmarting a district attorney that really doesn't want to successfully prosecute a cop, since nobody wants to be the one who does. District attorneys want to successfully prosecute people they know they have a good chance of making a charge stick around for a while. Interestingly enough, trying to prosecute cops lowers their conviction rate, so you'd think they'd try to do a better job at it.
The cop was wearing a teflon shirt in the courtroom like many before him. Many had tried to make a charge stick and ended up wasting everybody's time in doing so.
by Solid Mantis June 1, 2020
Get the Teflon shirtmug. When someone is late and they were most likely just late because they were cuddled up in bed with their s/o.
by Chillycold94 August 8, 2024
Get the sleeping on his shirt tailmug. by virose March 26, 2017
Get the fluffy shirtmug. A "shirt fight" is a very brief type of fight that occurs when two parties begin to get aggressive with eachother, yelling first and then usually one or both people grab hold of the others shirt and yanks at it or uses it to shake that person they are yelling at. A "shirt fight" differs from a "fist fight" in that no physical blows are thrown, but cannot simply be defined as an argument because it usually results in a ripped/stretched shirt.
Example (1)
Person 1: "I heard Joe and Bob got into a fight last night at the bar; are they still mad at eachother?"
Person 2: "Naw, it was just a shirt fight they were cool later that night."
Person 1: "A shirt fight?"
Person 2: " Yea, you know they got into it yelling and touseling with eachother and Joe's shirt got a little ripped."
Person 1: "I heard Joe and Bob got into a fight last night at the bar; are they still mad at eachother?"
Person 2: "Naw, it was just a shirt fight they were cool later that night."
Person 1: "A shirt fight?"
Person 2: " Yea, you know they got into it yelling and touseling with eachother and Joe's shirt got a little ripped."
by Ralph Midd November 14, 2013
Get the shirt fightmug. When multiple men lay their penises across a woman's, or homosexual man's chest or stomach during ejaculation.
by Facilier June 18, 2016
Get the beef shirtmug. A woman walking around with a bra or shirt on, but with nothing on down below. The female version of Shirt Cocking.
I was at the nude beach and I saw this old chick totally shirt twating. I guess she's proud of the twat but not the boobs!
by Gavalot January 12, 2011
Get the Shirt Twatingmug.