Dirty Shelton

A dirty Shelton happens when you're watching the Star Wars prequel trilogy and some bitch comes in and some methed up ho comes in and tells you the cops are coming

Guy 1: Looks like you had a rough night.
Guy 2: Yeah you can say that. My druggie neighbor came in and did a Dirty Shelton.
Guy 1: Damn, that's rough.

by Retard_Ryan September 6, 2021

Sharing Sheets

To have sex

I want to share my sheets with you

I hear they are sharing sheets

by Slice Of Za January 28, 2022

Chocolate sheet

When your arse is itchy but your having a poo, you use a tissue to scratch, you look at the tissue and its covered in shit thick like Nutella spread

person 1; my arse is itchy...
person 2: Go toilet then itchy it with a tissue

person 1: But ill shit

person 2: chocolate sheets baby!!

by kyleisnotcoolatallstoptellingm June 3, 2022

Kentucky Sheet Metal

Duct Tape.

I’d rather wrap my dick in Kentucky sheet metal than fuck Carel unless Robson is there

by Texas Haz June 4, 2022

Cock sheath

Ralph hooks

Yea man, she’s dating that cock sheath.

by soggymattress June 10, 2022

Newton Shelton

Failiure

Newton Shelton is a really good people

by JANANAN DESPACITO July 5, 2022

Tan sheets

When you piss on somebody else’s bed knowing they won’t be home for a couple of days so by the time they are home your piss is dried

Joe was being a asshole so I gave his bed some tan sheets

by Joe the guy with hurt balls July 9, 2022