Well Seasoned

A person who is so unbelievably salty, that it dominates their personality.

And I mean salty, to a sad degree...

Human 1: Dude why was Chad so salty yesterday?

Human 2: I'm not sure, he's just been really Well Seasoned recently

by TheScratchinCO May 3, 2022

stick season

In New England, it is often described as when the trees lose their leaves in the fall and all look like big sticks; but more accurately, stick season is in the spring when the snow has melted and a bunch of sticks are on the ground, making perfect firewood everywhere. It's like being a fat kid in a candy shop, but with kindling.

Its stick season man, let's go to Leddy and make a fire on the beach

by the real chico March 17, 2023

Giz The Season

A lesser known but equally popular version of the 19th century holiday classic "Tis The Season"

This pop culture adaption of the classic yuletide favourite extols the joy of blowing your load on an unexpecting party goer.

Giz the season to be jolly - fa la la la lala la la

Dump your balls on a girl named Holly - fa la la la lala la la.

by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020

Step-Daddy Season

When single mom’s need a fill-in “father figure” for the holidays.

Becky got a new man during step-daddy season to buy her kid’s Christmas presents and make herself look better during holiday gatherings.

by 9673657 September 28, 2021

The off-season

When a Boul softens up and become a bitch

Technically Dick Up SZN doesn't end. A person can chose when it ends for them.

Meaning that a person softens up and becomes bitch made and scared to rumble

Man 1: yo you see Boul over there? I heard he caught a body last week
Man 2: hell no nigga. He in The off-season

by Souf Phully October 8, 2021

Big Nigga Season

During the months of April and May, any straight female without a boyfriend (open relationships don’t count) must go out and within the 2 month span, find a thick boy (ranging from a dude with a decent amount of fat on him to the most morbid of obese) and show him a good time (even for one night) or start a loving relationship with him because everyone else gets to have attention and love except for big niggas and that’s not fair. They deserve love too.

Ladies it’s big nigga season, lets go find us a thick king 🤤

by PapaCopperpot April 5, 2019

Dry season

Basically meaning there is no food at home

Becca: Y’all got food
Me: no fam it’s dry season over here

by W.Harun November 18, 2019