Scratcher

A particularly annoying internet user. Is old, grumpy and smells of piss. Collects maps and hates everything else.

'Stop moaning, you sound just like Scratcher'

by David Panter June 7, 2004

Screecher

A girl who moans when she is fingered by a man.

I heard from Doug that, that girl is a screecher.

by Tiny Tibbz January 25, 2011

SuBo stretch

when one guy has his head stuck up the ass whilst the other is up the pussy of someone who looks like susan boyle. Optional headwear is advised such as a swimming cap.

Oh hey did you see me subo stretch last night?

I was watching tv and saw susan boyle, i immediately wanted to subo stretch that shit.

I spent last night subo stretching, it was a right laugh.

did you see me subo stretching in PE? it was dynamic and extremely arousing.

by pedo kennedy December 18, 2010

scratcher

an old car.

Most pizza Drivers don't get paid much and some people don't tip, so mostly they drive scratchers.

by CHRIS October 11, 2003

Stretch

verb used when you need to air out under your arms

when i was at school today i really had to stretch.

by noonecares November 3, 2003

screeching tires

the sound of tires screeching the pavement is not very well known, although it is generally associated with a death sentence.

I was walking to my friend's house when I heard this car screeching tires on the street.

by bleuilly May 4, 2010

scratch

1. addict (from an addict's habit of scratching self)
2. sound made when manipulating a record back and forth in a rhythmmatic fashion
3. windows "scratched" by graffiti writers

by VAKI5 August 20, 2003