to salt both sides of the pretzel

To be slow, dull-witted, dimwitted, soft in the head, dumb. To be "not all there."

John is a very bright person!

You think so? To me, he seems to salt both sides of the pretzel.

by uhqfuhasdasdfh February 8, 2010

tilling salted soil

It's a wasted effort. A fool's errand. Banging your head against the wall.

With that man she's just tilling salted soil.

by MachinGunz June 3, 2017

Salt binch

epic group, tpose fam, actually annoying but kind

yo, look at that Salt Binch, i wanna hate on them

by Hulsky March 7, 2019

having salt in your blood

Once you get the salt in your blood you have a desire to go out on the ocean. Being on land gets boring after a while. It doesn’t take long to get salt in your blood. The lifestyle, the adventure, it is nothing that can compare to it.

He was experiencing what the maritime community refers to as “having salt in your blood.”

by Translator2000 September 16, 2018

salted queer

A person that is bad at disc golf

Get a life you salted queer

by Callsok February 5, 2023

Salt

When ur gf is toxic so u say “I sense toxic” and she sends it back like “I SeNsE tOxIc”

Person 1: yo I got snitched on
Person 2: I told u they were salty bro

by Centenario1963 October 20, 2019

Don’t Salt My Jam

A playful way of saying “Don’t negatively impact something I enjoy”
I.E: Don’t ruin my vibe/ don’t burst my bubble

You’re having a good time, but your friend is unhappy because they’re not having as good a time as you. “Hey man, don’t salt my jam!”

by morallymorbid April 5, 2025