Salty milk 

Milk that has salt poured into it.

-Did you drink my salty milk?
-Yeah, sorry dude, just couldn't restrain myself.

Salty milk by thegman666 January 9, 2020

salty santa clause

when a women or male gets jizzed all over his or her face they waits til it dries up.then you break into a house (which has a small child around 5 years of age).Automatically the will think you are santa.tell him that the only way to be on the nice list is to take a penis up the ass(or in a womens sake puts on a strap on.).after the anal sex you kill the child and stuff the body down the chimeny.

david and sarah did a salty santa clause 3 times in the last 5 nights.

salty santa clause by sir.santa clause October 22, 2006

salty sauce gobbler

pussy, poon-tang, bearded clam, hairy taco, beaver, mommy parts, cous-cous. you know, the vagina.

I've got a nice sausage here for your salty sauce gobbler.

salty sauce gobbler by Zaphod Beetlebrox April 29, 2005

Salty Flump Sack 

One, man or woman, who has an impeccable amount of Flump in his salt sack and is a legend among gods AKA Flurb

Damn That Flurb over there has such a large amount of Flump in his salt sack He best be sharrin' it with me son! I am deprived of my Salty Flump Sack and its running dry cause my reserves of Flump have run out

Salty Flump Sack by Tankordzoz January 8, 2009

salty penguin 

An unwashed penis after sex.

Harry had just shot his load up Anna and rushed around to show Flash his salty penguin.

Harry- check this out man
Flash- wow you must have shot loads your penguin is covered in salt

salty penguin by Harry & Flash December 21, 2013

salty perera 

A salty fuckboy

Dude do you see that guy. He is such a salty perera.

salty perera by jclunatic September 30, 2016

Salty Cracker

A white guy with severe dandruff problems.

"WASH YOUR DAMN HAIR YOU SALTY CRACKER!!"

"That fuggin salty cracka swimming is gonna turn our lakes turn into a lobster fest ocean.

Salty Cracker by Dennis Lopez March 4, 2004