Toledo Surprise

Sticking your dick inside a girl who is on her period and has a tampon already inserted

Dude...I tried to have sex with this girl last night when I realized she already had a tampon in and got a Toledo Surprise

by JookieAndSWoww November 3, 2013

October Surprise

1 Hilary's last effort
2 Hilary shows everyone her penis thus causing some male chauvenits to give her another look; a cock out

As Obama leads the polls going into super tuesday, Hillary knows that when october rolls around unsheathing her penis will be the only way to sway male voters in her direction.

Hilary has a 6in October Surprise

by tombo5 March 23, 2008

Marshmallow Surprise

A seemingly delicious treat made from sprinkles inside mini marshallows inside larger marshmallows.

"Do we have marshmallows for the campout tonight?"

"No, Kara took them all so she could make Marshmallow Surprise."

by GS 882 October 18, 2008

glow worm surprise

a kinky sexual exploration or hardcore foreplay that involves an electricly charged glow in the dark lubricated childrens toy with super conductive elements that tends to be a bit messy.

you will need a bottle of mr. bubbles, two wet towls, a glow worm toy, and an electrical outlet.

sean: so how was last night?
sam: eh, it was kinda weird.
sean: how so?
sam: have you heard of the glow worm surprise?
sean: oh! yeah i invented it!
sam: you asshole!
sean: retarded eskimo!

by Sean the Snuggles April 13, 2009

metabolism surprise

When you go to the toilet to do a wee and you unexpectedly do a poo too.

When Stinkbot when to relieve her bladder before she went running with Fitbot she had a metabolism surprise. Fitbot was glad she didn't need to use the loo after Stinkbot had a metabolism surprise. Poowee stinky!

by Fitbot July 7, 2008

Compton Surprise

When you're bangin your bitch, and the second you finish, you run out of the room at full speed. Then yo boys, who've been hidin in the closet the whole time, bust out and beat the ho

She's got pregnant and got a black eye because she got a Compton Surprise

by JulianAintFoolin October 15, 2008

Neapolitan Surprise

The act of discovering that during intercourse with a woman, your penis has been shit upon, and that said girl is also on her period; as well the discovering is marked by examination directly after your climax during vaginal sex.
Thus creating an instance of bloody shit covered cum dick, much like that of a neapolitan ice cream bar.

"Last night I had a surprise with the girl I took home..."- Unlucky Man 1

"What sort of surprise, dear friend?"- Dear Friend

"A Neapolitan Surprise"- Unlucky Man 1

*Vomits*-Dear Friend

by Not sure why I thought of this January 20, 2010