Skumper

The latest craze in female clothing. Half Skirt, Half Jumper.

Often worn with leggings, but the hot ones wear skumpers without them.

by Scotty Wazza November 15, 2007

slumpkin

like a blumpkin, recieve a blow job while taking a shat but u have the squirts

i was gonna give da bitch a blumpkin but i took it to da next level, she got a slumpkin instead blumpkin

by b-dub-t September 19, 2009

Scumpoof

Scumpoof is derived from the word scumbag and poof. A scumpoof is a gay scumbag! Originated from a gay forum user called scumbag on Pattaya Forums.

You are a right scumpoof you wont even cheat on your girlfriend!

by LaaMok September 25, 2009

slump jump

The act of, when one allows the reality of the economy sucking to begin them on a downward spiral of pithy neglect and manic introversion, jumping from a tall structure--but not the Statue of Liberty--to their inevitable death. For what Billy Zane did at the end of "Titanic" when the stock market crashed, see: Slump shot.

As my mama used to say, "When the goin' gets tough, the weak get jumpin'".

Me: Jesus, boy, what happened to TIMOTHY. I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM IN DAYYYSSSS

Jesus: Oh, he slump jump. He is in Hevan now wtigh meee.

by Regis Bungalow September 29, 2009

slumporter

a white kid who thinks he's thuggin, often high as a kite and unaware of where he is most often in school.

tim is a slumporter because hes fuckin baked in meads class

by wikedsnaxxgotmunchies May 11, 2010

slumpet

a unit of measure indicating a certain quantity of different substances.

I need to get a slumpet of gas.

Hey where did my slumpet of oranges go?

Please bring a slumpet of ice cream to the party.

by Duddans December 31, 2010

Slumpf

A victim of a `teabagging`; someone whom has been teabagged.

He got slumpf`d

by Schadenfreude* October 2, 2010