Status Potato

Status Potato is a caring guy who is nice, handsome short tempered, determined, good willed, kind, adventurous, homely, down-to-earth, doesn't talk to you he just talks to your lil dude AND MOST IMPORTANTLY IS ALWAYS CHECKING THE STATUS ON HIS POTATO.

Man 1: Status what is the status on your potato???
Status Potato: It is very safe because I care about my potato and I am always checking the status on it

by Poopy-di scoop Scoop-diddy-who July 24, 2021

Status Potato

An amazing guy whos smart, caring, overstanding, intelligent, wont talk to you he'll just talk to your little dude BUT MOST OF ALL HE WILL ALWAYS TELL U THE STATUS ON HIS POTATO

man 1: hey status you re so kind and caring can you please tell me the status on your potato
status potato: normally i wud but im sorry i cant tell you i can only tell your lil dude
later
his lil dude: what is the status on the potato, status?
status potato: the status is good because i am caring for it and always checkingt he status on the potato.

by Poopy-di scoop Scoop-diddy-who July 24, 2021

Status Number

The number of dicks one has sucked in the last 3 months divided by 4

My status number is 3.25( has sucked 13 dicks in the last 3 months)

by King Co July 6, 2021

Goat status

Goat status is a up and coming clothing line that has much more to offer than clothing they seek to help the youth and support the homeless and those who are less fortunate they strive to change the narrative of black business

That goat status Merch is fire bro

by 12222glock August 17, 2022

Tweaker Status

Is a title given to someone who's went from their regular life to a tweaker on the street.

Have you heard from Rachel?
"Yeah, she's on Tweaker Status"
Oh! Really?

by Savage_Wolf September 9, 2022

n/c status

An abbreviation for nothing comming.

Stupid x-boyfriend: So, does that mean we can have a threesome?
Me: No the fuck it doesn't asshole, you're on n/c status.

by Wheaters702 October 26, 2022

a-train status

when you run REALLY fast and somehow run into someone's gf and destroy their relationship. (metaphorically)

a-train: "I can't stop.. I can't stop.. I CAN'T STOP!"
some random guy idk: "robin? ro-robin? ROOOOBIIINNNN!"

"man that guy was on a-train status dude"
"yeah dude he was going ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"

by jojofan21949 November 20, 2022