Santos and Son's

a landscaping company that mows lawns. It's also good roast material to use against anyone named David Santos

Mr Gooddiss: fucking seana's buns, I'm done, Santos and Son's, shooting from a gun.

Mr Gooddiss: Santos and Son's landscaping, little girls you be raping, lice on head so you be scraping

by Inspector CG June 19, 2018

Your son is dead

Northern british slang for a male child being asleep

"Your son is dead again?"
"Yeah, he has been dead for the past 5 hours"

by MadelineiBv July 4, 2018

Son Of A Ned Flanders

Someone who is a goodie 2 shoes / never does anything wrong, abides by all laws and rules.. usually a virgin who sees sex as something disgusting and to be ashamed of.... Usually a book nerd

Person 1: I'm going out this weekend to the party.

Person 2: Cool! Can I come? I wanna score me some fresh young teen pussy

Person 1: Don't say that!?

Person 2: say what?

Person 1: Pussy... it's such a bad word

Person 2: man shut the fuck up and learn to break some rules once in a while you pussy little son of a ned flanders!

by SpeshalKay September 21, 2018

Happy birthday son, this is yours now.

The phrase that neglecting fathers use when begrudgingly handing over a present to their son.

"Happy birthday son, this is yours now." - Nathan Carter's father as he removes his watch

by dinnsdale September 30, 2018

son mo bitch it

Injury that hurts like a bitch

Son mo bitch it,that Hurts like hell what the duck.

by Kitty Minx May 31, 2018

Son of a Larry

A little motherfucker that needs his ass kicked,Often known as a "Nick Head".
Also aa" tit suck",won't leave momas tit.
A punk ass bitch that turns his back on grandma....

That son of Larry was to busy being tit suck that he turned his back on grandma., while being a nickhead.
The meaning of a son of a Larry is not a back stabber but a back Turner ....

by Alpine4 June 9, 2018

Messi youngest son

Messi youngest son is named Ronaldo. Fun fact: his wife gave birth to him while Messi won his 7th ballon dor.

It means when you give your child the name of your "dog" or "rival" or someone who thinks they are better than you but really arent.

yo fuck up, ill hit you with that messi youngest son.

by Fcbottle_ follow me twt August 11, 2022