I could smell your mom before i saw her!

a insult between two friends/enemies in which, every day, the two insult each other, waiting for the other person to slip. when the opponent slips, he leaves himself open for the insult "i could smell your mom before i saw her!) The first person to deliver this insult sucesfully is declared winner for the day.

Person1: your moms so fat, she sat on a dollar and it became four quarters!
bystanders: oooooooooo burn!
Person2: I'm not THAT easy to tick off.
Person1: (thinking that person2 is out of comebacks) YOUR MOM is easy!!!
Person2: I could smell your mom before i saw her!
bystanders: OOOOOOOOOOO
Person1: darn.

by dracora365 April 14, 2009

Three Sea Shells

An integer of sea shells greater than two sea shells and less than four sea shells

She sells neither two sea shells nor four sea shells, but three sea shells, by the seashore

by paddyflynn August 3, 2016

Shellshock

The feeling of a caffeine comedown and shakes the day after drinking too many jagerbombs

Dude, I was so shellshocked this morning I couldn't sleep.

by Con1989 November 4, 2011

No Biggie Smalls Deal

Used in replace of the phrase "No big deal" but in a new context referring to the rapper, Biggie Smalls, also known as the Notorious B.I.G.

Person A: "Dude, I just raped your sister."

Person B: "It's no biggie smalls deal."

by Parker&Ali December 28, 2009

Smelling the Leaf

1When used in situations where the stakes are dire, 'Smelling the Leaf' would mean that you are taking the easy way out, and that you would rahter risk your whole life to just a simple thing such as that situation.

2However, when used in light-hearted situations, it would mean something less severe, like ending a conversation or as comic relief.

1 Hey, Dude... I don't want to get mu shit stolen by these Niggaz, so I'm gonna have to be smelling the leaf on this one.

2 This conversation is over, now let's have afternoon tea and we'll smell the leaf.

by Zero R. August 3, 2006

Drug Cartels and taco shells

What Donald Trump thinks Mexico with full of.

Trump: 'we need to build an wall; in which, Mexico will pay for it, to stop Drug Cartels and taco shells.

by EmJayee January 6, 2021

Bell Smell

To describe someone you dislike. Accusing someone of "Smelling Bell-Ends"

"Jesus christ dave, did you see that presenter of 'funhouse?' what a bell-smell"

by Coop December 24, 2004