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iron five knuckle pron shuffle

Rather than refering to masturbation, the iron 5 knuckle pron shuffle refers to:
1)getting fisted by a large man/a group of men
2) getting completely obliterated by an obviously stronger person/force; Synonyms- Pwned, Owned, Destroyed
Guy 1 :So I was playing Ninja gaiden and-
Guy 2 : lemme guess, they did the iron five knuckle pron shuffle?
Guy 1 : I fucking hate you
by Senor Bear July 26, 2007
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Sluffalufagus

A cop that produces a low volume of traffic citations. Generally the only written citations are for accidents. These officers can sometimes be found hiding in parking decks or behind a church. Used almost exclusively in the central Virginia area.
That Sluffalufagus only has three traffic tickets for the month, someone must have been speeding in the deck.
by L. Bogert December 13, 2007
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shufferin shuckatash

What a certin cartoon character says when he/she is suprised. In stead of Oh my god! or omg
shufferin shuckatash! Its a badger!
by Noodles April 20, 2005
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shuffle on

Verb, intransitive.
For a song or even movie clip to "shuffle on" is for it to appear on a randomised playlist (which is said to be "shuffled").

See also shuffle
Hey, Rock and Roll lifestyle just shuffled on (past tense of shuffle on), I love that song!
by crabbadon July 6, 2007
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Scuffin Muffin

The technical definition of the opposite of butterface: a member of the more feminine sex who's face is more attractive than her body.
Guy A: "You know that girl Lindsay Lohan? Dude, she is the only girl to ever transfer left to right along the Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS)."
Guy B: "In what way?"
Guy A: "Well her body was really smoking, and her face wasn't that great in comparison, but when she did drugs, she went all emaciated sudanese on us and her face never looked better by comparison."
by Cunty Punter October 18, 2010
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Shufflitis

the inability to complete a full song before changing to the next (ipod/mp3/itunes)
OCD song listening attention span of a five year old.
when your roomate has shufflitis and can't stick to one song much less a genre. fuckin stupid shufflitis. camping in the back yard and dad won't stop catching shufflitis to those oldies that you really hate but don't have the heart to tell her that she's fuckin stupid
by D4/Knefhead-egg September 3, 2011
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Scuff

Word to describe someone who's cringy
by Notyourdog March 6, 2017
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