Alpha Simp

According to Youtuber Aloona Larionova, someone who admits and owns up to being a simp.

*found on her soobridit*
badkillerz101: Let's be honest. Who wouldn't be a simp for Aloona?"
Hades_do_bem: So that means that you are a SIMP
badkillerz101: Hell yeah, I'll admit it.

Aloona: *gasp* That's an Alpha Simp.

by Yoshiro Hiroto May 14, 2020

Simp of the month

When an act of simping reaches such new heights of simpdom that the simp can e considered simp of the month.

Jesus Christ, Tyler ditched us to run errands for that chick again. Man Tyler is such a simp he could be simp of the month.

by (╭☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╭☞ March 25, 2020

sexy simp

the person reading this

no actually, you’re a sexy simp

by ny🌚 May 20, 2020

Simp Collector

Women who crave the attention of lesser men to glorify them in every way but not give back

"Yes them some simp collecting hoes" "Doja Cat a Simp Collector"

by Sir Izaak June 1, 2020

ono simp

Someone who simps for someone you really shouldn't ever simp for.

Being an ono simp is kind of wack ngl.
Donut tell us who the ono simps

by WilliamsWins September 20, 2020

Limp simping

opposite of pimp chimping. not cool, hangs out with your enemies, a limp simper sucks

hey did you see eve today? she was limp simping so bad

by impimpchimpingrn September 25, 2020

marauders simp

A person, within this reality, who is obsessed with 4 dead gay wizards from a different reality

Damn, I love prongsie and snuffles so much, I am such amarauders simp

by marauderssimp_1080 September 15, 2021