Simmijit

Cups their farts and smells them

I've done a Simmijit. Cupped my fart and smelt it.

by lolollllllllllllllllllllllllll July 19, 2023

Simpson

A Simpson is one one that has a considerably smaller TV than the average alpha male.

“Nice TV, how big is it?”
- it’s 55” mate..
“Haha! Proper tiny that. Right Simpson”

by Mcaw birdman August 22, 2024

Simpsophobia

Fear of the Simpsons.

Butters from South Park has a severe case of Simpsophobia.

by TheCyanCrewmate September 15, 2023

Simmerron

Da infamous "Cadillac dat wasn't", with a hideous body-design and a lackluster engine dat always ran a bit hot, matching da tempers of any folks unfortunate enough to drive them.

Da Cadillac Simmerron has a bit of a cult following nowadays, just as with other classic "cars we loved to hate" like AMC's Pacer and Gremlin. But most folks --- and even GM itself --- would prefer to just forget about them!

by QuacksO October 7, 2023

Simpsons that shit

It's a phrase that describes when a specific media franchise ( example -The Simpsons) is well past it's due date but the creators still insist on doing more and more - sometimes out of spite.

We can stop now OR we can keep going until any quality control that was once there is gone out the window forever. YEA ! Let's Simpsons that shit !

by familyguyfan555 October 15, 2023

Simmons

A “Simmons” is a Scrooge-like individual, carrying many qualities that range from the following: being a little bitch, virgin, loud/obnoxious, ugly, and a strong reiteration on the bitch quality. To be called a Simmons is one of the most vial, disgusting, panic inducing, gut wrenching, heart breaking, hate crime a person can commit. Please, soon to be fathers and mothers, Do NOT raise your child into being a Simmons.

“That guy was so weird, what a Simmons!”
“Look at that guy! I bet he’s a Simmons for sure”
“Hey You! Nice middle part…SIMMONS!”

by JellySplat October 23, 2023

simmertry

Equal slow-cooking of all da pots of food in a batch.

Da word "simmertry" can also refer to all da folks in a given locale's being equally "steamed" about whatever undesirable situation is present there.

by QuacksO November 5, 2023